Do NOT follow this advice
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Published 2021-12-17
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All Comments (21)
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Canadian self defense “Don’t take my kid” “Okay”
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Detroit Urban Survival Training is genius, They can't receive bad reviews from people that tried their horrible self defense tips because-
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I love how the martial arts community, the firearm enthusiasts, the personal protection community, as well as the law enforcement and military community have seen D.U.S.T as a common enemy
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15:25, the slide moving back into place I don’t think is even the gun firing, to stop the pistol from firing you’d have to grab the hammer which on most modern weapons is inside of the actual gun. The slide moving backwards is simply loading another round in the chamber. So now your standing there keeping a second round from going into you while you bleed out from the first one. Sef Da Fence
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I like how these "self defense" videos always assume the attacker is a brainlet and within arm's length.
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Pyro needs to defend himself from the homeless man outside of his local tesco
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For reference, MoistCritical made a video where him and his buddies actually did a little lesson with him, and a lot of the time the things Dale teaches can actually be useful. People think that Dale's training is the "guaranteed foolproof plan to protect yourself" while in reality it's basically your last line of defense. You follow Dale's advice when you're at the point that you think that the person coming for you is going to kill you even if you follow their instructions. People dismiss his teachings because they think he's delusional, while in reality he's just trying to increase people's chances of survival by teaching them simple self defense moves.
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Me: "Hey man, don't kill me." Serial Killer: "Oh ok sorry for disturbing you man."
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I can swear by these self defense tricks I was once in a 1v3 street fight, after using all these self defense strategies, we were able to beat that guy.
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Finally I can defend myself from people that have never touched anything close to a blade or firearm in their lives
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The whole “ok you’re not supposed to change positions” part got me 😂😂☠️
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how to protect yourself against rats: 1- play "You're my Brother" theme 2- pray the rat isn't smart enough to use his revolver 3- get killed anyways due to TB
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As a Detroit Native, I can personally confirm that all of these defense maneuvers will be successful in practice if you complete the quick-time event correctly.
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This is literally that meme "just say no! a robber legally cannot take your money without your consent"
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That one where he grabs the gun... He stops the slide in the open position. That means the gun already fired, and at best he's stopping the next round from chambering with a bullet already in his chest.
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I once used these self-defense techniques I learned from these videos, and I successfully got robbed and my shit kicked in. Thank you Mr.Youtube defense man
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How to defend yourself against a Halo player: Simply sprint away. They don't know what the fuck that means.
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mugger: "give me your money!" victim: "omg no stop" mugger: "ok, have a very nice day"
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Ironically, those "defense devices" are probably the only effective thing they've ever made.