Tom Hanks For President | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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Published 2024-04-15
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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert and Tom are back together to chat about whatever is going on in their heads. They talk about self-loathing, finding your "thing", Topdog, the illusion of immortality, having family goals, thirsting over pictures of young Charo, plus Bert and Tom try to decide which celebrity to endorse for President of the United States of America, Tom Hanks or Vin Diesel.
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YouTube Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:30 - Homecoming Queen
00:05:52 - Self-Loathing
00:11:21 - Finding Your Thing
00:21:28 - Topdog
00:29:03 - Illusion Of Immortality
00:36:48 - Smash Or Pass
00:42:39 - Paycheck Comedians
00:43:30 - New Challenges
00:49:36 - Family Goals
00:55:56 - Bummer Politics
01:00:40 - Celebrity Presidents
All Comments (21)
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The fanbase collectively hating this podcast is more hilarious than any episode
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Just one complaint, not enough ads in this one
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I’ve paid for YouTube premium for 2 years now and can only thank you guys for reintroducing me and my wife to advertisements. Really what I’m looking for in my viewing experience 😊😊😊😊😊
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Bert: I want that hard sobriety. Bert 3 seconds later: I'm putting some vodka in this bone broth.
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This whole podcast has turned into advertisements for addictions.
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Can you imagine being such an alcoholic that you only decide to hate James Corden when he makes a statement on alcoholism - instead of hating him on sight like the rest of us
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Bert saying he wakes up feeling that everyone hates him is probably the truest thing ever out of his mouth… and someone needs to tell him he’s a bad drunk!
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My favorite part of this show is when Tom says something that peaks my interest and before he can elaborate, Bert cuts him off and I live the rest of my life never knowing what he was going to say. Keep it up bud
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Imagine taking advice from Bart on substances and addiction 😂😂😂
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world record for how many adverts in one podcast
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Gotta love how Enny checked Bert on the "buying a house" thing. What an asshole for down playing such a noble goal
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Just when you think Bertrand has grown as a person, we get an episode like this. 😂
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This is slowly turning into a QVC podcast.
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Who else is ready for the hour-long commercial for different products?? 😂
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I love how he tried to force himself to cry when talking about his daughters quitting softball, but has no problem breaking down when talking about his own funeral and what people will think when he dies. Truly a top tier narcissist.
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as someone who’s sober, doesn’t smoke anything, doesn’t take anything, completely clean, this podcast is a constant stream of “hey, you want Zyn, our new vodka, draftkings to bet your money, drink your bone broth, buy some weed” it’s insanity. it wasn’t like this during the covid podcasts
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“I’m obsessed with it, I’m obsessed with it, I’m obsessed with it” ~Bird Christmas
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Nothing better then watching an entire fan base slowly turn on these guys 😂
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Thanks for the laughs. I just can’t anymore, I tried the last 8 -12 mths. It really helped me when I was in the hospital dying from cirrhosis but I can’t 😢 sorry.
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Love how Tom goes into this sincere story about the photo of his Mom, and drunkass Bert immediately pipes in to sexualize it. 😂
