Jerma Streams - Writing A Children's Book

"There once was snake the did not care" -Jerma985

Only a person of Jerma's stature would be able to see kids eye to eye like that

About the author: beat dark souls on stream

seagulls at the beach learning manners is actually really good

Jeremy is one of the only men on the planet that can hold an audience by writing a children's book. What a weird world we love in where a man can do such a thing across the internet.

Soon to be pulled out of a bookstore near you! "This book fucking blows" -Ster (1/5 stars) "Yes!" -Etalyx Soundboard (3/5 stars) "Mack, edit this part into the video" -Jerma to Effectator for the 7th time that day

There once was a snake the did not care Got up on a cloud, How did he get there e To his frinds frinds and family, he did say goodbye e on a whim, he wanted to try for the sky Ssssoaring and sssseeking sssslithering, how high can he go Itsss the furthesssst a snakes evr known SSShut up guys, writing bok si fucking hard This looks nice, comfy and this will suffice Turns out you had it all along, but you can do it all that if you want otherwise just fly to the skies Audio version: A Snake In The Clouds, written by Jeremy Elbertson. YEAH, can you fucking feel it? Can you feel it? I know you can! There once was a snake that didn't care! Got up on a cloud, how the FUCK did he get there?! To his friends and family, he did say goodbye! On a whim, he wanted to try for the sky! Soaring and slithering, how high can he go?! There's nothing here Turns out you had it all along, you fucking idiot. When you can do that too, just fly! This guy (author) sucks!

This stream had twice as many viewers as the official Bob Ross Twitch stream.

2:08:01 kids wouldnt understand if he drew a sports car but will understand corporate greed

Not many people know, but there was only 1 guy in chat for the whole stream.

when i was little, at the scholastic book fair, i bought a book that was (i shit you not) TWO PAGES LONG. two pages, paperback, about a hedgehog going to sleep. when i brought that home and my parents found out i spent like 10 of their hard earns dabloons on such bullshit my fucking god i never heard the end of it

There once was snake the did not care

Truly a rare glimpse into the id of humanity’s most depressing existences. Jeremy Elbertson was truly a literary genius, one that had never been seen since Shakespeare. It is saddening that we had to lose such a mind from the horror. Still the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

You guys on this channel are doing great work. As an european i unfortunately can not watch the streams weekdays because they are at night over here. ( also: Jerma isn't really known for his punctuality :D ) So i always get to enjoy them here and it is just great. Thank you guys so much. Please keep it up.

Local dyslectic streamer explains his life story with a picture book

49:52 LOBSTAHS.

2:43:19 Jumpscare Warning

a tortured artist

Kids don't understand money or cars but metaphors and greed are another story.

LIFE IS PAINT, I HA-