r/Facepalm | WOW
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Published 2020-05-05
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16:51 r/technicallythetruth i thought these were facepalms
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Main character: defeats villain but lets them live. Villain: comes back much stronger Main character: shocked
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15:03 "Do you care about homo sapien extinction?" "if they're going extinct it's very sad, but at the end of the day, I don't care" "humans. we meant humans" "did I stutter?"
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“Can anthem be played offline?” “Yes, Anthem is online only” they still answered your question
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14:13 4999 bc is after 5000 bc, if I’m correct
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Fun fact: I actually looked up that CNN article about math being racist, and it turns out that it was just about how legal and economic systems utilize higher prices/loan payments and longer prison sentences to reinforce racial stereotypes and social barriers (eg. If your mother and best friend committed crimes, you'll get a longer prison sentence if you get convicted). Yeah, so turns out that the title's just really clickbaity.
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“Even Batman listen to his mom” who is dead “Even Spider-Man has a bed time” which he constantly breaks What’s next? Even Deadpool can die? Even Dr.Strange can’t time travel? Even superheroes don’t come back to life?
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1:42 Also, a double facepalm here for me as an Irishmen, In the 70s Belfast was literally one of the major battlegrounds during the troubles. There was no peace there during that time,
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15:56 Thats actually a common technique in Fire-Rescue. Instead of having to pop open two doors to gain access to patients in a car crash, pop the rear door, cut the B pillar, and open everything up. Also works great if a patient in the front seat has a back injury, you can keep their spine straight instead of twisting them out of a narrow doorway.
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14:20 whoever made the meme is saying that floor was invented then a year later people stood on the ceiling
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The eyes being the same colours one is from r/notinteresting. It’s satire.
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The thing about Belfast being like the 1970s being a facepalm is because there was a lot of IRA, UDF, and UVF activity is Belfast at the time, it got to the point where the British government brought in the army.
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Yes because BELFAST in the 70’s was soo peaceful. You know with the bombings the fighting yes how peaceful. On the easy mode games issue some people seem to have easy mode is great for both people with disabilities and those who want to have fun without panicking about difficulties like you may only have 30mins a day to play and easy mode may make that 30mins more fun and less stressful.
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You know it’s gonna be a bad comment when the person starts with “Ummm no”
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1:57 The actual facepalm is that Northern Ireland was exactly the opposite of "calm, still, peaceful, restful" in the 1970s.
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How April fools day would go if it was on Friday the 13th. Person1: “Hahaha, I pranked you” Person2: “you’ve stabbed me in my stomach.” Person: “and? Don’t take it seriously, bro.”
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The cool thing about the mayor whos wife was caught at a party, the mayor made sure the cops punished her like any other citizen
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1:55 The facepalm here is that belfast was not at all peaceful during the 1970s. It was a time period called the Troubles where the IRA were operating at an all time high (for a good reason).
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4:28 I heard a recording of someone calling into a radio talkshow complaining about the placement of the dear crossing signs, because she wanted the city to move them because "having the dear cross there is inconvenient and is causing accidents". Amazingly, no one on the show pointed out her mistake.
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"When was floor invented?" "5000 B.C." miscellaneous babble Meme: People in 4999 B.C. Me: Hold up--
