After Ever After - DISNEY Parody
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Published 2013-03-12
00:00 Intro
If you've ever wondered why
Disney's tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true
00:19 Ariel
I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing -- they end up in someone's stew
So just try to put yourself in -- to somebody else's gills
You're killing my ecosystem -- with fishing and oil spills
Thank you BP, thank you BP
The British are killing, oil is spilling
Now I can't see... MY EYES!
Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins
Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning
Thanks to BP
YOU SUCK!
01:06 Jasmine
Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared
My husband's a mark for the War on Terror
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
We're not Taliban
You've got the wrong man
In Guantanamo Bay
Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa
Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
Bin Laden's taken the fall
We're not trained pilots at all
Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country
Set free my Prince Ali
01:54 Belle
A whore! A whore!
A whore, a whore, a whore!
This town's gone wild since I married Adam
They think I'm going straight to hell
But the charges laid on me
Of bestiality
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
No, I'm overrun by mad men
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
They legit believe I'm Satan
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away
02:37 Pocahontas
After John Smith traveled back to England
I helped my people cultivate the fields
More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball?
Can you paint with the red colors in these men
I can murder if I please
Cause I'm dying of disease
I can paint with the red colors in these men
Thanks to BP
Where's Prince Ali?
Bestiality
I've got STDs
All Comments (21)
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who here in 2024?
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this song hasn’t left my mind for 7 years
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As a 12yo, I really had no idea how dark this parody was! 90% of the references and innuendos flew over my head. My mouth is literally hanging wide open, I can't believe I sang this parody out loud on multiple occasions as a kid, lmaooo 😭😭
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Throwback to when my literal 10 year old self decided this was so funny I had to show it to my dad, who proceeded to ask me if I knew what beastiality was. And I said “yeah it’s when you act beastly.” 💀
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My 12 year old self DID NOT have the mental capacity to fully appreciate this
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I can’t imagine how terrified my mom was when I was little and I ran around the house screaming “I CAN MURDER IF I PLEASEEEE CAUSE IM DYING OF DISEASEEEEE
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I will never forget how when I was 12 I really didn’t understand how dark of a parody this was and I just remember showing this to my grandmother. The entire time we were listening to it I was just smiling and laughing. Meanwhile her and my mother were giving such me concerned looks 💀💀 It was safe to say they weren’t fans of the song
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와 알고리즘이 갑자기 내 추억 영상 띄워주네...이 영상 진짜 엄청 좋아했는데...다시보니 너무 반갑다...
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Innocent 9 year old me running around my house in 2013: BUT THE CHARGES LAID ON MEEEE OF BEASTIALITYYYY
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me: still memorized all of paints songs after 6 years also me: cant remember the topic i just learned last period
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Pocahontas' first notes always bring tears to my eyes, even after nine years.
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This still plays in my head...just randomly... the creativity is really off the charts... DO YALL HEAR THIS MAN?!
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9 year old me: * sings along but doesn't understand * me now: "oh MY"
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He should do one with Disney villains
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i can't believe this is 10 years old..
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this was my skibidi toilet
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The real “I’m mad at Disney” song lmao
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who said Pentatonix cant be just one person?
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Forever singing these instead of the real lyrics. 28 years old and laid in bed playing this just for that nostalgia because it pops into my brain at regular intervals 🤣
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watching this as an adult makes me realize how almost all of the jokes and lyrics went over my head as a kid 😭
