Paleo Catalog Basics: Magdeburg Unicorn
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Published 2022-04-01
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This week I have something very special for everyone! Today I have decided to expose the truth that many paleontologists don’t want you to know. There is a monster that ruled the earth for millions of years. It was the true king of the entire northern hemisphere. And no other animal in the Pleistocene could do a single thing to stop them. This beast is called the Magdeburg Unicorn. A mysterious creature that has been covered up by mainstream paleontologists for centuries.
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Following this video, be sure to check out Keenan Taylor’s Tails of Kaimere. Where he will discuss what happened when the Magdeburg Unicorn arrived on the distant world of Kaimere.
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All Comments (21)
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I really want a comedy/horror movie, using the Magdeburg Unicorn as it's monster.
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I’m glad this majestic creature is finally getting its due.
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It roamed the ancient flat Earth but was wiped out when it grew too tall and its horn accidentally pierced the protective dome over the Earth and unleashed all the space custard and ironically brought about its own exctintion in the resulting custatd deluge.
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Everyone should be grateful knowing there's someone out there thats brave enough to talk about the truth. Great video man!
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Saw the thumbnail and my first thought wasn't "that's fake" it was "that looks Australian"
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From what I read, its rear legs actually evolved into bone-wheels & the horn carried venom.
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But here's the thing, mainstream science doesn't talk about the Magdeburg Unicorn because they fear that the mere mention of it will cause it to re-appear, making itself un-extinct and reeking havoc in the modern day.
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This reminds me of that time I was at the zoo looking at elephants being fed and some person standing next to me saying: "Gosh! I thought these were predators!"
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They're not extinct! I think after a night of bar-hopping, I ended up waking up beside one of these! It was their blonde hair that I found irresistible.
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That was a gem. Along the same lines as the documentary on the New Zealand Thylacoleo, but more humourous
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Me, born in Magdeburg. I can confirm i saw the skeleton in the museum! At least some years ago. Then the museum get renewed and sadly i moved away. The one day i was there in Magdeburg the Museum was closed. I hope its back, it was the highlight of each of my museum visits!! You don't know how happy i a someone talk about our little beautiful (gracious) unicorn. Thank you very much. Xd
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You may not like it, but this is what true perfection looks like!
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That skeleton is the greatest museum piece I have ever seen.
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Best April fools ever. Wish I was subscribed when this dropped
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Not gonna lie you got me at first. I was moments away from unsubscribing upon seeing this ridiculous "fossil" and especially hearing "mainstream paleontology does not want you to know this" but luckily it occurred to me to check the date the video was posted :) Well played, sir.
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The Orca is also a hoofed animal, at least in lineage.
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My first pet was a Magdeburg Unicorn. Unfortunately in less than six months it had grown to big and dangerous. Mom and Dad ended up contacting Dr. Marlin Perkins who took it to some place called Arcadia (I think). I sure miss Spike!
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I signed in to YT today to watch the “Charlie the Unicorn” saga, but this popped up and I watched it instead, thanks for the vastly more educational unicorn themed video!
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Oh my god. The Kaimere reference was absolutely hilarious 😆
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Love the humour you bring into your videos 🤣 can’t stop watching them!!
