John Mulaney Got Cheated Out of $120K | Netflix Is A Joke

This video is missing the best line where he goes “FOR A LANGUAGE I ALREADY SPOKE”

Pure John Mulaney energy is 1940's sports broadcaster with curse words and excellent comedic timing

"And you fucking SPENT IT ALREADY!!" The way he says it gets me every time

“I gave you more money than the civil war cost” an underrated line

I love how he fancifully prances across the stage, like a deer. A deer that's out of $120,000.

“Which was fun, cause mail, y’know?” I do know, tall child. I love getting mail.

”I paid $120,000 for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen…and then I didn’t” will always be one of my favorite lines

“how dare you clap for the worst financial decision of my life” well i know what’s going on my graduation cap lmao

"do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep" is the question i end every single day with

"Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?" is the best description of undergrad tbh

How do you think John Mulaney feels knowing that he's defined a generation, and that that generation isn't his?

"AND THEN I DIDN'T" Is the most powerful statement of all time

As a college senior I very much want “how dare you clap for the worst financial decision I ever made in my life” on my grad cap

His angry delivery is maybe the best thing I've ever heard

Ranboo has ruined this for me, now everytime I hear "give us some money" I'm like "oh, ranboo made some money"

"GIVE US SOME MONEY" Wow. I can't believe I found the source of Ranboo's alert.....

You can tell he's legitimately bitter with them, because he did not even want to do them the favor of dropping their name so they could claim him as an alumnus. I love it.

I like that he just angrily prances around the stage while he repeats "$120,000"

"What kind of cokehead relative" ..... ironic watching his latest special lmao

Real talk: everything he's saying is true, and, more importantly, there are always more demanding needs for your alumni donations. My friends and I went to a really prestigious grad school. Cost $55,000 a year before housing and books and meals and shit. As soon as we graduated, the letters and phone calls started. "We depend on you to maintain our high standards...legacy...new students need access to materials...something, something." Our school got a $100 million donation at once. At once! I'm not making that up. So we thought...you know what? They're right. There are students everywhere who need access to better materials and higher standards. So we pooled some money together and donated it to a local grade school that really needed it, instead of our school with its billions of dollars in endowment. And I'm sure it did much more good there than on whatever ice sculpture or ribbon-cutting or other bullshit my school would have used it for. Short version: don't give money to your alma mater. They don't need it. The grade school around the corner needs it more. Give it to them. Many of those kids might not make it to college anyway. Give them the best chance you can.