I Auditioned For Kidz Bop

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"meet the other kids?" "I don't want to..." I laughed way too hard.

The Bad Day cover was like Logic going “who can relate? Woo!” on a song about suicide.

“Second worst thing to happen that year” hit me like a plane

It's 2am, I'm drunk, and the kids' backup singing in All The Small Things is maybe the funniest thing I've ever experienced

“You will achieve nothing.” Damn Stuart don’t gotta be so harsh

“Premiered in 2001 and is the second worse thing to happen that year.” Me, a 2001 baby who forgot about 9/11 for a second; hey wait

Fun fact: the reason why there were adults in the original albums was because they were a group called "Kids." That's why it was called Kids Bob. They also had 4 kids in the studio because one of the members was babysitting at the time and somewhere along the line the crediting for the artists was lost in translation. Originally it was supposed to be "by Kids + 4 kids" but then the slogan ended up being what we know today. The group Kids quit later on because there were too many kids running around the studio and now they're an empire.

Fun Fact: One of Zendaya's first roles was being a dancer in the Kids Bop video Hot n Cold

“Your face is weird” well that was unnecessary stuart wasn’t it

“You will achieve nothing” Yeah I trust this guy with kids

My favorite kids bop censor is in "Old Time Road". They change the line " Riding on a tractor, lean all in my bladder" to "Riding on a tractor, riding on a bladder".

I was pretty little when KB hit the market. My parents immediately gave it major side-eye and never let me engage with it, for a while that included not watching the commercials. They saw it as a “child star mill” which to them was the equivalent of a child trafficking club. Which I mean…they weren’t totally wrong about that. They were really vigilant about stuff like child pageants and modeling too. Idk how much of a rabbit hole KB actually could be, maybe not at all. But I do share the perspective that any industry that relies on children’s looks/talent for profit does need to be under heavy scrutiny, or just not exist.

"You have nothing. You are nobody. You will acvieve nothing." Stuart Stone 2019

“Premiered in 2001, the second worst thing to happen that year” DREW I-

The subtitles saying "children and older man singing All The Small Things chorus" really adds to the funny factor

The "work sucks" interjection will never fail to destroy me

Some parent to Drew probably: “The things you do for your kids huh?” Drew: “Oh, no I don’t have any kids 😄”

I actually met the casting director for kids bop myself he was at a summer camp when I was like 10 years old or something. It is true that he has no sense of humor. When he was introducing himself to me he asked if I liked kidz bop without telling me he was the casting director. I told him that I honestly hated them and the kids were a little obnoxious. That is probably why he would not talk to me for the rest of the summer camp

Kids bop did a cover of lady Gaga's born this way and took out all the parts talking about the LGBTQ community but were fine talking about marriage 😭