Kindergarten speedruns are incredibly dark

Published 2021-11-04
Kindergarten is a delightful game about some weirdly dark topics. So today, we're speedrunning through the entire game, including every last ending. Get ready for a wild ride

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Edited by: ‪@TheSuitedBird‬
Watch the world record run here:    • Kindergarten NG% Speedrun (28:18.49) ...  

My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!

Kindergarten description (from Steam):

Kindergarten is an abstract puzzle adventure game. You play as a student in a school that’s a bit…off. The teacher is trying to get rid of her kids. the janitor is frequently seen cleaning up blood. The cafeteria is serving the same slop over and over again. Kids are walking around with strange devices planted on them after visiting the principal, and one of your fellow classmates has gone missing. It’s up to you to figure out what’s going on, because your life might depend on it.

Classic Kindergarten fun!
Take part in show and tell!
Play house with Cindy!
Get beat up by the school bully!
Talk to the weird kid!
Destroy school property!
Get poisoned!
Solve a missing person's case!

You know...all the things you did while you were in Kindergarten.

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All Comments (21)
  • My favourite lines in this have always been: "I delivered the letter." "NUGGET NOTICED!!"
  • @zelly4914
    As a kindergarten teacher, I can tell you with honesty that I've heard kids "play house" like that's.....horrible.
  • @BadGameDesign
    “Nugget likes the Lily’s hair, he also likes to smell her chair”- Nugget 2021
  • @alkezar9542
    Finally a game that potrays kids accurately
  • @KainaX122
    Ah, yes. Kindergarten. Truly a family-friendly game for all ages
  • @accuratememin
    "You want me to put the rest of them in the hole?" "No!" My favorite lines in this game, I swear
  • @biscuitface7245
    don't forget that in the cannonical timeline, monty being nearly murdered by the janitor is a thing, both nugget and ourselves are time travelers, there are gods that can have their power harnessed through the power of cards which are in turn provided by lily and billy's parents... i don't know too much about kindergarten lore you do
  • @Bathios13579
    I'm kinda surprised that all endings doesn't required you to do the monstermon card ending
  • @dcubt
    This makes me think of every kid who tries to speedrun childhood and then regrets doing it when they're older.
  • "As a kindergartener, I can confirm this is actually what kindergarten is like"
  • @co5micwaffle742
    You know, when Eazy said "get all the kids either killed or expelled," I thought this game actually let a few kids off easy. Then I remembered that being "expelled" means getting shot in the head by the Principal.
  • @_refrigerator
    When he said “this one is going to be bugs ending” I had an ad bout ants
  • @rhumrunners7
    Eazy through the whole game. “And then this happens. Yeah…”
  • @Mediados
    "Don't worry, it only gets darker from here!" A bloody kindergartener just threw herself into a dark pit, WHAT DO YOU MEAN DARKER?!