WARNING: BRUTAL | Whack Your Boss

markiplier: I DONT EVEN THINK A LAMP COULD KILL SOMEONE the "i" in pixar: trembles in fear

I think people recommend these games just to watch me cringe :P

“Unless they all hate him just as much.” Mark, the first kill was an assist from the guy behind you.

9:15 I like how Markipliers reaction gradually increases the further that kill goes. I can't help but rewatch

I tried playing this game for myself and pressed the pause button. It's hilarious! It switches to a screen that reads, "How to be More Productive Chapter 1: Setting Goals" and when you hover over the return button, the caption that pops up below it reads, "We made this page double as a panic button in case your boss walks in while you are playing." Smart thinking!

6:09-6:45 There’s something just so satisfying about that kill, you can really feel the guy’s level of anger when he’s beating his boss to death.

Using the laws of physics, we can actually calculate what floor of the building this game takes place on using the chair death at 10:15. Acceleration due to gravity is 9.8 m/s^2 (meters per second per second). Given that the time between the initial height and the sound of impact, we know he was accelerating for approximately 4.75 seconds. 4.75*9.8 gives us a final velocity of 46.55. Now that we know the initial and final velocities, as well as the acceleration, we can find distance in meters using the equation: V_f^2 = V_i^2 + 2AD (46.55^2)=0^2+2*9.8*D 2166.9025/19.6 ~110.56 meters. This is about 362.73 feet, which amounts to 26 stories, give or take This math was done ignoring air resistance and the eventual reaching of terminal velocity, it is possible they are lower than 26 stories, but it is impossible that they are any higher up.

Everyone has had homicidal thoughts at least once

Can you imagine if you were caught by your boss playing this game at work?

2:35 Boss: It’s come to my attention that you’re not measuring up. Markiplier: ITS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU’RE A DICK! That part killed me 😂

10:47 Killed the boss, John Wick style.

I like how the guy who tossed the clock over to you after hitting the bosses head did not give a damn that the boss was getting hit on the head multiple times.

Boss: No no no no no Mark: YESYESYESYESYES

4:08 reminds me of why I love Mark so much he's literally just your average Joe who sat down and started making videos one day and now has made what he loves his life work

9:38 Scissors... ✂️ 9:45 WARNING! Full of Blood with throat slit.

BOSS- You're fired! BOSS- You're arrested!! EMPLOYEE- You're DEAD!!!!!!!!!

8:14 THWACK “You’re fired.” WAPAH WAPAH WAPAH WAPAH WAPAH “I’m gonna have you arrested” WAPAP WAPAP WAPAP WAPAP WAPAP WAPAP WAPAP

The throat cutting scissors kill, the most disturbing kill of the game.

5:42 Mark's voice is a perfect fit for the murderer 🤣

Boss: No no no no no Mark: YES YES YES YES YES! That made me laugh, Mark is the best 😂