Parsnip - CUTE Adventure Game Where You Can Trust Everyone Including the Sheep ( ALL ENDINGS )

I think Le Roses' drinking and smoking has less to do with her living a beatnik lifestyle, and more to do with being Parsnips' closest neighbor.

Squirrel girl: my parents have been gone for a week. I am slowly choking on the thickening dust in my home. I have been forced to eat twigs. These chocolates are the only thing keeping me alive and away from starvation. Parsnip: Haha, that’s fun. Can I have those chocolates?

My soul nearly left my body when Parsnip gave that drawing to LeRose, he deadass gave her nsfw art of them together 💀

For those that care, with added punctuation: 20:00 "The erratic and aggressive line work represents the issues I have at work getting the 4 year olds to appreciate post ironic vapour feminist punk art. The deep blacks making up the lines however represent my despair as they continue to play with glitter pens instead of the paints I have provided for them. Glitter pens are not true artistic tools, they are entities the wealthy capitalists use to keep us from expressing ourselves, that's why there's a single piece of ironic glitter at the edge of this piece. Now Parsnip, I'm sure you're wondering why the piece is presented vertically, and the answer is quire simple. When an artist is constrained their..." <END OF SCREEN>

Playing such an ignorant character actually makes any sort of horror game like this actually more disturbing.

Reads something creepy Parsnip: "I'm a boy! :D"

Can we just acknowledge that the only thing that kills Parsnip is playing with a trumpet, and not eating the ENTIRE cake containing paint, tetanus, and bird flu?

It's been a year and I still really love LeRose's glitter pen rant and the "cake??? for breakfast??? at 4pm???" conversation 😂💀 also I love how Parsnip "doesn't have time to go to the shops" but has PLENTY of time to run around harassing his neighbours.

"the bunny girl with glasses is cute" "It's a boy" "Even better"

The scariest part about this whole thing isn't the evil cultist bent on ending the world, it's that society abandoned Parsnip Bunners to live on his own when he can barely bake a cake without accidentally ending the world.

"I need to wash myself." The hell did parsnip draw?

The part about reading the yellow king and then saying ':0! Im a boy! :)' is probably just thinking out loud about how he relates to the king, them both being males. Just adding to his naivity

guys im beginning to think this ISNT a cute adventure game where i can trust everyone including the sheep

Can I borrow some ingredie- LeRose: No. The only ingredients I have in my house are wine and crushed dreams.

I couldn’t get over the presumably ahem “adult” drawing parsnip did, who taught him that? why was parsnip good enough at art for it to be blurred? why?

For some reason, I kind of find it funny the only time Parsnip gets her name right, actually saying LeRose is the one time that he is not even speaking with her.

The most horrifying thing about this game, the darkest mystery, is how parsnip expected to bake a cake seemingly without any leavening agent whatsoever. I know, he gets paint in it, it gives someone tetanus, whatever -- but without baking powder, egg whites, ANYTHING, i'm surprised his friends could even eat the cake to begin with.

Parsnip survives his own damn cake in every ending. He's probably used to eating stuff off the floor.

I have a question… How old even IS Parsnip??? He acts kinda like SpongeBob, but lives ALL on his own, drew something supposedly NSFW for LeRose, and can make a cake ALL by herself. I don’t think he’s even a kid…