Pattaya Massage how does it end, where to go and what to expect?

I found the soapy massage ladies to be rather cold and impersonal in my experience so I avoid those places. Two weeks ago on my last trip, I went into the VIP massage in the location further down Buakhao (closer to the market near South Pattaya Road). They have some nice looking ladies in there and actually got a 2 for 1 deal as the more experienced lady used me to teach a younger lady how to go about giving an oil massage. My first 4-hand massage 👍👍

As someone who suffers from joint and muscle pain after a lifetime working in the construction industry a soothing 'legit' massage trumps a 'happy ending' every time. It also loosens me up for the real thing later in the day. 😁

I’m crying !!!!!!!!😭 truth of the matter I couldn’t raise a eyebrow right now …. You’re a genius!! 😂😂😂

The smile, banter outside the shop gives you a hint of what to expect.

I've had a couple of oil massages recently in South Pattaya. I find it's not hard to indicate to them that you might be interested. In one of the massages the lady made sure I was happy without even discussing a price - I gave her a nice bonus - in the other the lady didn't add any extras but at the end of the massage she let me know that it was closing time, and that she would be happy to come back to my condo with me. I didn't take her up on the offer because I had a really early start the next morning, but I might go back. In both cases the massages were quite good. Interestingly, in light of Trev's comment that they start at the neck and shoulders and work down, in both cases they started at the feet and worked up.

I just got back from a trip to Pattaya, I recommend Poona massage which was at the beginning of the video on the left hand side of Soi Baukhao, I had a legit massage in there every day of my stay and all the ladies there are trained and have a great attitude. If your looking for a massage without the happy ending and a massage that leaves you feeling like a new man/woman get yourself in there.

Many years ago I fell over at work and twisted my ankle about 1 week before I was due to come to Pattaya. As I went down I heard a cracking sound and I thought I'd broke it. After a trip to a&e I was told it was OK just brused and very swollen. I hobbled onto the plane and got myself to Pattaya. I'd already had many special massages in Pattaya before but all I wanted was a real foot massage. I hobbled down soi baukaw and all I got offered was oil massage Mr. All I wanted was someone to take care of my foot !! Eventually found a good place on second road but can't remember the name

Hi legend, haven’t watch Thailand videos for months. Thank you for posting and allowing me to remember what it used to be like. ❤

Great, rambling tour. I really enjoyed the large amount of options. A great massage info video ! Great 👍🙂

Good point about respect when getting a massage, was getting a foot massage in soi Diana a couple of weeks ago when 4 Chinese came in talking very loudly the boss told them to be quiet then another 1 of their group came in with their phone held out presumably with a face time call with a girl in the first group which she then proceeded to virtually shout at the phone when the boss got up and told them to get out in no uncertain terms and told them they would not get a massage in her shop.

Hi Trev, love the Vid man. Thai massage certainly is a mixed bag. My last trip up, which was a few years ago now was to Khao Lak. Part of the Resort deal included a number of massages for both me and the Missus, which were administered by a lovely, older married lady on the Resort beach. First couple of massages were nice, relaxing events, however on the 3rd or 4th day the missus lined up for hers first and when finished she went of for a swim, or something. I climbed up on the table, belly down and the lady started, as you said, head first, shoulders, back, butt, legs, sack, followed by a little maneuvering around and ended with a HJ, right there on a busy resort beach. Couldn't believe my luck. Bloody big storm came in the next day and hung around for the remainder of our holiday, so never got to experience any followup. A massage can take place any where, anytime, obviously, in Thailand.

Thanks for another great video, mate! Planning a visit this Oct. and I'll definitely pop into Buzzin'. Hope to get to meet you in-person.

Absolutely love the channel mate, really funny 😆

Yellow Massage at the Beach Road end of Soi 6/1 is great for a traditional massage. Soi Honey, Soi Buakhao, and Soi Pothole have the other areas covered. 😎Worst noise infraction was a bunch of Indian guys came into Yellow Massage and I guess one of them was trying to be the big boss. He was talking loudly on his phone, shouting at the other guys, it was horrible. I had enough and made to leave but the massage lady said to stay and the other massage ladies quickly told the Indian guy he needed to quiet down or leave. A good massage but still ruined because of someone's ego. Cheers and thanks for another great video!

Quite enjoyed your sense of humor, mate. Everywhere I ever went for massages, I never got to choose the lady, however I never was was disappointed. However choosing one where I get to choose does sound good. Cheers everyone.

Excellent videos, to the point ,informative & funny. Great work.😁

Heading to Pattaya on Saturday-First timer- bringing my Thai lady with me. Soooo looking forward to seeing Pattaya especially Jomtien beach and walking street at night. Hopefully it won’t rain! Thanks for the massage information really good! 👍👍👍

I have been to Phuket ,never been to Pattaya though so these places are worth exploring. Thanks for this informative video.

Buzz is spot on when he says current rate is 1000 baht all in , but if I could add a word to the wise for all the novices , when they grab your junk and ask you if “ you want “ make sure you ask “ how much “ because if you don’t they can charge you anything they want when it’s over , and furthermore ask them if that’s the total price for the massage and the wrist rocket , don’t make the mistake I made the other day here in Phuket , I’m a salty old veteran and of course I asked how much,.. and when she said “ 1000 “ ( like a rookie ) only one word came out of my mouth … “ Ok “ , after the deed was done and I was up and dressed and forking over the 1000 she kept her hand out and said “ 400 more for massage “ ( She got me ) !

Will have to check out the Buzzin Lounge bar and the massage places around there. Another good informative video Trev