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A borzoi walks into the bar, and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The borzoi, not understanding speech, merely pisses on the floor and leaves.

I just love how borzois have become a meme. The was a long time coming.

this music is exactly what i imagine it to sound like in their heads at all times

One time my borzoi boy got excited when he saw a familiar dog on our walk and during his happy tap-dance he tangled his back legs on my other dog's leash and down he went while trying to spin around to untangle himself. The ditch next to us had a downward slope so while falling he naturally rolled on his back at the bottom and got stuck with his legs swinging in the air. Like the true drama llama he is, he started not howling, but yelling at full throttle (don't worry, he was physically fine - like said, he's a true theater major) and of course every person nearby turned to look because let me tell you, everybody inside a mile of us had to hear him loud and clear - I think my ears are still ringing years later. So there I stood in the ditch, hanging on to the ungodly long swinging wolverine paws trying to keep him still so I can untangle his legs from the leash (while he was struggling with it he just tangled it tighter), standing over this massive white screaming fur-monster - looking like I'm trying to pull some kind of polar bear/horse hybrid out of the depths of the ground. And I'm pretty sure some neighbors were about to call the cops on me - I don't blame them, it probably looked like I'm torturing the poor creature - when I finally got the leash untangled and just like that he shut up, stood up calmly, sassily shook himself and turned to look at me down his very long nose ''So what's the hold up mom, let's keep going.'' And I just awkwardly smiled at the onlookers ''see, he's fine, nothing wrong here'' and proceed to avoid that street for the next few years when taking a walk with him This is just one of the many memorable (often awkward) moments I have went through with this llama dude.

The thriving borzoi community on YouTube going strong as always

0:35 Harbinger of Chaos 0:39 Keeper of Peace

0:05 "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim."

The fact that these dogs were made too hunt wolves make them so much funnier

Imagine showing this video to an 18th century Russian horseman who used borzois to hunt wolves on the steppes

this was absolutely the of all time

These dogs look like they walked straight out of a Ghibli movie.

Ah yes, the Russian armor-piercing fur missile.

Have you ever stopped to think about the inner lives of dogs? While they may not have the ability to speak or express themselves in the same way that humans do, it's clear that they have their own unique thoughts, feelings, and behaviors. One can't help but wonder what goes on inside the

The internet collectively agrees that Borzois share half a braincell and we love them for it

My grandpa had a borzoi, i dont remember his name well since he had a very long name but he liked classical music and only listened to when being talked in Russian. My grandpa used to sing/hum an old russian lullaby to me and the dog would come running into the room to listen.

2008: „nooooo Youtube is not for slideshows“ 2023:

I'm 100% convinced that Borzois are magical whimsical mythical creatures

it was the of times, it was the of times, it was the of wisdom, it was the of foolishness, it was the of belief, it was the of incredulity, it was the of light, it was the of darkness, it was the of hope, it was the of despair.

Ah Borzois, what you'd get if you put a dog into a taffy puller.