TikTok's Tech Bro Is Still Creepy (Update)
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Published 2023-07-02
Had to delete the old one due to issue but i added a new ending and missing clips!
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All Comments (21)
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I used the Rizz app on my trans girlfriend and it gave me the phrase 'did removing your testicles make you lighter, or are you just less ballsy?" And I think that's crazy
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"this will psychologically force them to..." I don't think bro knows how friendships work
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this video originally had an issue and now it's back BUT THERES A NEW ENDING THERES AN UPDATE
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Bro really outed himself at 18:52 when he hit us with "The A.I. did nearly 75% better than me."
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the peak hilarity of how he acts like the AI is genius for figuring out things like "tons of beach pics means she likes the beach" and "she said she likes dolphins, so we should go on a dolphin date" just leaves me thinking he's never considered that people like it when you show you're interested in the things they they like
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Does watching this a second time make me twice as premium?
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Considering that those "mean comments" were most likely written by himself, I find it funny that 2, possibly 3 of them involve his receding hairline. How to say you're insecure without saying you're insecure.
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"The AI did 75% better than me" is not the flex that you think it is
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The “what’s your favorite ocean creature” line would work on me only because I’d take it as an invitation to talk at length about my favorite species of crustaceans and fish.
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honestly it's extremely iconic of jarvis to use a merch launch as an excuse to do an incredible photoshoot with his best friend. i love that
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Jarvis' ability to make creepy TikTok watchable with his charisma is a talent
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"It's my responsibility as a great friend, to create trauma to motivate him to get back into the gym" Who hurt you, Ethan?
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tbh my man asked me what my favorite ocean creature was when we first started dating and we’ve been together for three years now! we’re both violently autistic so that helps.
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“This feels engineered to make me mad” if only we knew someone crazy enough to do something that elaborate to punish people who made fun of him online 🤔
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This is barely indistinguishable from a subplot in It’s Always Sunny, I can 100% see Dennis doing all of this
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Someone was mean to him TWO YEARS AGO. Why is he wasting all the head space and emotional energy on those people? I know it's fake. But people do hold on to small things like that for years and the person doing the holding on is the one losing out in the situation.
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I hope someone reports him to authorities cause what this creep's doing is legit stalking and harassment
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Make sure to rewatch it, there are new clips so it’ll still be interesting and it’ll really help Jarvis out! 😁
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I must be terribly gullible or something because if someone invited me to blab about my favorite ocean creature I'd be delighted. Earlier this very day I was gleefully perusing Wikipedia articles for various siphonophores
