Top 10 Seinfeld Quotes

“Yeah I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters, my father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter. I was raised to give up”

I wasn't expecting it to make the list of best Seinfeld quotes, but my favorite line is when George says, "You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect." For me, that line brilliantly encapsulates the character. Even his life-long ambitions involve deceit.

"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back."

"Im attracted to Jerry, he's dark and disturbed" "Dark and disturbed? His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal"

"You told her I was a marine biologist?!", "why didn't you tell her I was an architect?", "You know I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect!!!"- george

"It's never a lie, if you believe it"-George Costanza

“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”

"Jerry, just remember...It's not a lie if you believe it."

"If relationship George comes through that door he will kill independent George, a George divided against itself cannot stand."

I personally loved "You know how to take the reservation; you just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that is the most important part."

When George calls Jerry in a panic and Jerry says with a smirk, "Who is this?"

"There's more to Newman than meets the eye" "No, there's less"

I love an episode from thrid season, I guess, when Jerry is trying to rent a car. The dialogue goes like this: Jerry: I don't understand. Do you have my reservation? Rental Car Agent: We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars. Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation. Rental Car Agent: I think I know why we have reservations. Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

Elaine: He took it out. Jerry: He what? Elaine: He took ha ha (cleans glasses) it out.

“I proclaim this THE SUMMER OF GEORGE”

"If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right."

It was the line AFTER Elaine asks "It shrinks?" (with THE best look on her face since any Lucille Ball expression) that made it for me-- bc it's true: "I dunno how you guys walk around with those things anyway." Such a matter-of-fact, deadpan delivery. Brilliance

"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm looovin' every minute of it!"

"What the hell does that mean?", "It means whatever the hell you want it to mean!", "You're saying you want a piece of me??" YOU'VE GOT IT!!