Seinfeld: All Non-Standup Cold Opens

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Published 2022-11-11

All openings to Seinfeld episodes that did not include Jerry giving standup.

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All Comments (21)

@booradley0x0 7 months ago

It’s crazy that you don’t need any context, these small snippets are still hilarious
@stephenthomas1492 1 year ago

I never noticed that Jerry wore jeans to a funeral. He has a style and he's sticking to it!
@mellowmoods8393 1 year ago

I've seen every Seinfeld episode 50 -200 times each. Many of these cold opens were never aired for whatever reason, so they are a treat as I have never seen them before. Thx!
@mattbradford8227 1 year ago

The Lloyd Braun episode with Matt McKoy. His famous line was "that serenity now crap doesnt work, because it may be serenity now but it's always insanity later".
@arkox8 1 year ago

That series is pure genius
@alexlipera1211 1 year ago

I don't remember so many of these and I consider myself a huge Seinfeld fan. These are gold Jerry, GOLD!
@glendaw370 1 year ago

My not so secret obsession, and I'm proud of it.
@SocietyUnplugged 11 months ago

I never noticed that non-standup cold opens started in season 7 (2 episodes) and standup scenes were basically gone in season 8 and 9.
@elsaspaulding148 1 year ago

Addicted to Seinfeld..the best show EVER.
@manonlaviggne1085 1 year ago

To this day I tell friends they are killing independent Georges.
@danielle3528 9 months ago

I love how Jerry snatched away from George while visiting Susans grave. He also does it in the Bosco episode when George gets stuck with Peterman 😂😂😂😂
@ronniesmith2476 1 year ago

1 of the best sitcoms in history
@raddastronaut 1 year ago

Kramer acting a Jerry doing standup might be the best thing in this show ever.
@dont-want-no-wrench 9 months ago

nyc in the 90's was so different from now.
@MustangMike012 1 year ago

Arguably the greatest sitcom of all time
@rividizd 10 months ago

The 🐐 of sitcoms.
@peterwinston2359 11 months ago

I watch Seinfeld every night on Netflix before I go to sleep. I love this show. George is my favorite main character and I love Newman too.
@poltotinco4eva 1 year ago

no explicit 'dirty' words, just clever hints, another genius of this show.
@RoryZ23 1 year ago

Puddy is absolutely hilarious.
@Ckyt572 8 months ago

I started to watch Seinfeld like 2 weeks ago for the first time and I can't stop. I am not good at laughing with sitcoms (actually I never laugh) but Seinfeld... Omg. I can't even see memes without lmao. They give me life. I love George Costanza! 😂😂 This sitcom is brilliant!