Zombieland (2009) KILL COUNT

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“Any regrets?” “Garfield maybe” I fucking love Bill Murray.

When James said he was counting all the zombie deaths I just went “oh no” remembering the theme park from the end

The zombie “crushed by a piano like a damn looney tune” had me dying. The added sarcasm was just perfect.

Everyone else: trying to survive Woody Harrelson: T W I N K I E

Movie: *gives Tallahassee a Zombie Kill of the Week* James: Wait, that's illegal.

The invisible gun kill was bill Murray from the afterlife

3:39 that guy was on the tv reality show “Survivor” and actually got 2nd place, or the runner up. So James was very literal with his words.

It always feels so much better when you've actually seen the movie beforehand, because then it's just a nice refresher during the kill count.

The movie should have been called ”Woody Harrelson searches for a twinkie in a zombie apocalypse”

Clown Zombie: exists Columbus: Why do I hear boss music?

Zombieland was one the first movies to expose me to western cinema. I absolutely adored it and it was what got me into a lot more horror movies that were lighter in terror and more into satire.

Honestly, a ride based on zombie land would be awesome. The same mouse trap coaster but indoors and the type that you shoot zombies and whoever gets the highest points, wins

"Who's Bill Murray?" "I've never hit a kid before" What a true Survivor.

James "I never herd of some swimming zombies." Looks like someone didn't play any of the pvz games

My favorite death was the girl who didn't wear her seatbelt the way she slides and gets yeeted is so cool

Seeing Columbus smack Amber Heard now hits different. And I like it.

Fun fact: Woody Harrelson is actually a Vegan and Raw-Foodist in diet. So he refused to eat Actual twinkies on set, When the time came they made homemade organic twinkies just for it.

LR: "Wait, who's Bill Murray?" T: "Now I've never hit a kid before" 😂😂😂

I’m convinced that in every movie Woody Harrelson is in, he just plays himself. I’m just imagining the casting directors saying “ok we need a guy who acts like Woody Harrelson does” and the other guy turns to him and says “I know who acts like Woody Harrelson! Woody Harrelson!” Also, Colombus should never have let Amber Heard into his apartment. She just tries to kill him! Just like how she abused Johnny Depp!