Failboat talks about jaywalking for 4 minutes and 45 seconds straight

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Published 2022-08-03
Don't jaywalk kids

Original clips by to Failboat: The most terrifying Kirby game 1&2

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  • UPDATE: Once I monetize my channel and I am able to start making money off of it, this video, along with any other video I have made relating to Failboat and Kirby games (Except for "Failboat playing Kirby games but a few slightly comedic events begin to occur"), will be deleted at earliest convenience.
  • Okay but to throw a wrench in the argument. I believe Kirby wouldn't jaywalk on purpose, but considering he grew up in a world without cars and roads plus his childlike naivety and innocence, I don't think Kirby can grasp the concept of jaywalking let alone the meaning of those street lights and would thus commit the offense unwittingly, because Kirby does just what Kirby does.
  • @hyphe1337
    Remember Kids! Do not jaywalk Or Meta Knight will Scream at you
  • @chaihill1837
    I imagine Sillydillo hardly ever leaves his house/cave, so no, he wouldn’t jaywalk.
  • @exi_m7074
    Someone should record the entire jaywalking segment from the original stream
  • @thaias9654
    I love when a joke or topic lasts long enough to stretch into multiple videos but not long enough to get tiring.
  • @RosieTheRo
    Kirby would never purposefully jaywalk - BUT if he saw a tasty piece of cake on the other side of the road, he would get excited, forget about the traffic rules, and go to run across the street to get the cake And that's when metaknight grabs his hand, pulls him back to the curb, and refuses to let go until the light turns green
  • @Lazer_Specter
    That guy Fail called has to be the fastest delivery guy in the west, east, north and south.
  • @Cerbleur07
    Okey Jimmy, tell me, what was your favorite Failboat episode? Jimmy: "I LIKE THE ONE WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT KIRBY JAYWALKING FOR A LOOOOOOOONG TIME!!!"
  • @kirbyfan2088
    Screw Pokémon smash or pass What Kirby character would jay walk is the only debate I’m interested in
  • Meta Knight's worst nightmare: jaywalking against his will Dark Meta Knight's worst nightmare: obeying the street signs against his will
  • If you don't think President Haltmann would jaywalk, I'm sorry but you're wrong
  • @DruidPC
    Haltmann would definitely Jaywalk, and just like Dedede, he would say he owns the street.
  • "I will die on this hill before I bend on this matter" is such a weirdly powerful line.
  • “Would silly dillo jay walk?” Top ten questions god’s wouldn’t know.
  • @SuperDZ555
    There should've been a "would consider it" tier
  • @Vlyg11
    I love how failboat literally just stops talking about the jaywalking just cause of susie edit:susie wouldn't jayWALK but would probably jayFLY in her mech of she was in a hurry like you said
  • If i had a nickel for every youtuber talking about jaylwalking kirby i would have two, you know the rest.
  • @EventideLight
    We need an entire stream of him doing this for every kirby character