STABBITY STAB STAB | Chivalry 2

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Published 2021-07-08

All Comments (21)
  • @DJB3lfry
    How to tell if Mark is playing a sponsored game: He actually plays through the whole tutorial.
  • @lellow19
    The tutorial voice sounded like a dude who has trained so many new recruits and watched them all go off to die that he's decided to just write everything down and read it back to each new guy so he doesn't have to put in any effort. It's fantastic
  • @MrBern-ex3wq
    With his constant war on brands that refuse to sponsor him (for whatever misguided reason), Mark has managed to turn sponsorships, and therefore ads, into content, which both ensures that the viewers will watch it and won't get bored doing so.
  • @Aric_EPU
    “Thanks for nothing Jeffrey!” - Peasant Sean.
  • @zarfa-de1266
    “I’m going to play against real people and I am going to suck and then I’m gonna go back to playing with the robot so I feel better about myself” Online gaming in a nutshell
  • @kaela_marie
    Image playing an online game and thinking "who's this idiot who keeps getting themselves killed" then find out it's none other than Markiplier 🤣
  • @daryljones9367
    "Go blue team!" shoots teammate in the face with an arrow
  • @elkesorensen
    “Guys, oh my god, I think I’m playing with Markiplier!” Markiplier: “RRTRWR”
  • @ShortHax
    You could’ve used the only weapon that actually works in this game: the chicken
  • @elizabeth5561
    "I soiled meself and nobody cares!" Thats a quality quote right there, up there with "Dodge this you bastard!"
  • @tcperez8769
    This game actually looks really fun. Would get it if my computer wasn't a potato
  • @bestenoyan4128
    Markiplier running towards his own team members: I'M ATTACKING
  • @malgal2324
    Mark: "I will hold this gate and none shall pass." Also Mark: backs up to let them through
  • @xXaoZz
    I'd love to see bob mark and wade play this together.
  • @delsea
    Mark: literally has a hole in his chest. Puts a bandaid on it: GOOD AS NEW
  • The voice acting is just gold, and the general vibe is hilarious in this game