TFP: Jack! Run!
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Published 2012-08-20
Airachnid makes big with the creepy serial-killer vibe, hunting Jack for her trophy collection.
You would think the Japanese would have a hard time messing up a female character as thoroughly sinister as Airachnid, but no. Apparently Japanese Airachnid runs through the forest telling Jack she loves him and wants to make him her boyfriend. That's gotta be in the Top 5.