How I Destroyed the Most Hated Scratch Projects...

Comment: "I hate those cubes"

Children's programming website beef goes hard

1:28 it's been years since I really used scratch. The text on screen stating the obvious, brings back memories.

I hate those cubes and here is why... Cube soup: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Olive oil Dice the cube Green onions Grated ginger Thai red curry paste Coconut milk – Make sure to use unsweetened coconut milk. I like to use equal parts full-fat and low-fat coconut milk, but you can mix and match as you please, depending on how rich and creamy you like it. Chicken broth Mushrooms Flat kale Fish sauce – This ingredient doesn’t make the soup taste fishy, it just adds a rich umami flavor to the dish. Cayenne pepper Salt Pepper Lime – The lime is a garnish. Cilantro – The cilantro is a garnish. Red chilis – The chilis are a garnish. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- To make Cube soup, you will need a large pot or Dutch oven. We will be making it on the stovetop, so it’s pretty straightforward and simple. Start by heating Dutch oven on the stovetop with a little bit of vegetable oil. Add shallots and saute until fragrant, then add chicken thighs (that has been seasoned with salt and black pepper) and sear both sides until they are slightly brown on the outside. Sauteing shallots and adding chicken to the Dutch oven Next add all your veggies to the Dutch oven or pot – sliced bell peppers, mushrooms, and carrots. Saute for about a minute, then add the Thai red curry paste. Sauting carrots, bell peppers and mushrooms on stove top, then adding red curry paste Mix everything together and then let’s add on the liquids and seasonings! Start by adding chicken broth, and bring it to a boil. Then add fish sauce and lime juice. Give it a good stir, cover pot with lid and let your curry cube soup cook on medium low for 10 minutes, or until the cube is fully cooked, tender and shreddable. Next, add in coconut milk to thicken your soup and make it super creamy. Let your Thai cube soup come to a boil then shred or cut cubes into smaller pieces. At this point I like to taste the soup and add more salt to open up the flavors if needed. Last but not least, add cooked rice to it and garnish with cilantro. YUM!

i think it wouldve been funny if instead of a generic "you were the good guy all along cutscene" it was a really dark and gritty backstory lol

i hate those cubes so much that i would delete my scratch account if scratch would then get rid of them

I hate those cubes. They ruin everything and prevent actually good scratch projects from appearing on featured.

i find it funny that they basically all use the same bad story, "oh no i need to get home" or "oh no i need to stop this". they also use the same cube like MAN i hate those cubes

My code is part of taking down generic platformers!!? Thanks :)

I honestly think we need more "meta" generic platformers, ones that seem innocent at first glance but after a certain point something weird happens. I tried that before where after collecting coins in every level you would be transported to a new game style/genre entirely. Sadly I never finished that project.

People have made 3d platformers, soft body physics, rope physics, 3d adventure games, so many awesome projects, yet the trending tab is just the same generic platformers.

GRRRR.... I HATE THOSE CUBES!!!!! also: knowing the internet, SOMEONE will probably try to viewbot your project to force you to make a 3rd part lol

This cube has seen it all

I hate those cubes!

0:06 “this game is not sigma rizz bc it is a generic platformers. I know that I am a nerd but I dont care bc I dont know I dont like this game” -Itchy_5Head, 4 minutes ago

Scratch has another problem... MiNcErAfT pLaTfOrMeR

Baby’s first propaganda idea

i hate those cubes

These types of games honestly inspired me to try and experiment more with the platform, to try and distance myself from like and favorite bait slop

I hate, no, despise, generic platformers, that are unoriginal and make it so hard to find actually fun games on the website, because apparently putting in effort is too hard and all they care about is views on a EDUCATIONAL WEBSITE. You know, a website you can’t make money off of from views and stuff like YouTube.