A Full Review of The Tower (Geometry Dash 2.2)

Okay but the final rating in the conclusion being a parody of the 2.2 release date announcement only for said rating to go down just because of the god awful blue coin located ironically in the EXACT SAME section is such a clever bit that perfectly summarizes like half of this video. Great job👍

The fact Colon stuck with his word of positive vibes is very cool

13:47 "Robtop has truly perfected all of these little things" Sees coin "Almost all of these little things

12:57 Holy crap I didn’t even notice the jetpack guy in the background of the elevator, thats so cool

5:11 Sikky wants to know your location.

That ending bit with your score LOL how do you come up with these that was so peak 😭

Another Colon banger I don't know how you do it, but your videos are actually so rewatchable and this is no exception. I WILL be watching this video ten times in the next week 👍

29:38:22 the moment when colon finally finished discussing the first frame of the first level of the tower

5:11 That has to be a devil vortex reference

Cant wait for the 80 minute explanation about the placement of the dash orb on level 2

The amount of times I didn’t know what to expect watching this really is really fitting for the vibes of The Tower

0:16 WHY DOES COLON'S SONA LOOK SO CUTE IN THIS STYLE ALRJELGJIWIE I LOVE HIS SONA SO CUTE ALSO I LOVE THE LITTLE DETAIL OF RANDOM STUFF PLAYING ON THE TV ON THE BACKGROUND IT'S SO AWESOME 17:06 also i could ramble on for hours about how cute and awesome this whole bit is

my problem with the lack of checkpoints in many, MANY difficult platformer levels is a fun thing called artificial difficulty. if you dont make checkpoints, the level gets harder, as you cant start from the beginning of the room or something like that. eventually we may end up with top 1 platformers just being 30+ minutes long with tons of awful timings with absolutely zero checkpoints.

19:31 peak visual gag

17:09 omg i love how gd colon sings it

This might be just me, but i personally always enjoyed your "yap sessions." While i still thought this video was both insightful and entertaining. It felt like you had a lot more to say on the tower, but didn't do so on the fear of "yapping to much" about useless things. From my perspective it never felt overdone and It's clear that you're passionate on GD, so we wouldn't mind hearing more extensive thoughts from you. It's part of what made your content unique. Tdlr: i don't think you should fear making your videos longer, since i always felt like your insight has valuable. Even if some others think you're over analyzing.

Good job, Craig. Now review every single yellow coin.

15:43 “I’ve Soiled My Pants” 💀

13:00 I love the crate that floats up and down trigger, it single-handedly revolutionised the entire game

Phenomenal review, relatively short yet really thorough. A Colon video doesn't always have to be 50 minutes of dunking on stupid spider parts and stuff, it can be shorter yet still equally well-crafted review video, and this one does it really well. The editing is just as zany and creative as always, 20:09 that ending bloody killed me it's so awesome! Great job Cologne Man GD, you'd make a great Schaffrillas Productions-esque film/game reviewing channel... Which you basically already are. We need more people like you in the content creation community...