I Fixed the Alphabet

Published 2020-07-18

All Comments (21)
  • Leron
    The fact that you chose to call your version "Alphabet 2" instead of "Alphabetter" is all the reason I need not to trust it.
  • StevenBridges
    I legit expected this to be a legitimate attempt to improve the alphabet πŸ˜‚
  • TheMoldySausage
    "Instead of signatures, everyone should just have logos." My man just reinvented a family crest
  • Just imagine having to sing the new alphabet

    "Q W E R T Y U, I O P A S D F, G H J.. K L Z, X V B N and M. Now I know my Q W E Next time won't you sing with me"
  • Rylan Chapman
    The signature just being a unique logo to be placed in a designated box is literally how they do document signing in Japan. The government sends you a personalized stamp that serves as your signature. So good job lol
  • Seannyyx
    The fact you went to the trouble of updating the subtitles as you went along was just beautiful conviction to the project.
  • Asiyah
    Can we appreciate the fact that every time he makes a new decision the subtitle format changes to fit it
  • him: "lets cancel c, q, and x"
    the Chinese: quaking right now

    for those who don't know, all 3 of those letters make unique sounds in Chinese that don't exist in English ;)
  • Matthew Sherwood
    Laughed so hard when he brought up cursive... especially because the picture he showed isn't actually English cursive; it's Russian cursive! (Which is, in fact, worse than normal English cursive anyway, because the differences between Russian printed letters and the cursive letters are much larger, but it's still funny because it gets his point across.)
  • Toby
    the dedication that the one who made the subtitles put in is incredible.
  • Knull
    The fact that the captions change according to changes he makes is amazing
    You get a standing ovation
  • mr idot
    i love that he changes how he says stuff in the subtitles everytime he cancels certain letter
  • Rubub
    The way the captions slowly adapt to the changes that you make is genius
  • The_57thPony
    Can we appreciate that he even changed the font of the subtitles on this video to look like his version of the alphabet? xD
  • minkle madness
    I like how he casually realises the idiocy behind him removing certain letters by himself
  • Ava Drumm
    As much a joke as this might be, it's honestly probably one of the more likely alphabet remakes to really happen
  • Quadraseas
    damn, whoever made the subtitles put a lot of work. well done
  • Dani Tho
    As someone who had to learn the history of the alphabet, this entire video is equally infuriating and humourous.
  • Actually, the way you pointed out the 'w' being called 'double u' is so interesting. The french actually do say 'double v' when talking about 'w' so I wonder why we said 'nah man, that's 2 u's put together'. πŸ€”