the "SETTLERS" of Catan...

Apparently Wade’s philosophy is to make an enemy with everyone, but not a threatening enemy, and not at anyone specifically

Wade; "I trust him, he's taken so long he had to have counted to four." He both defended the man and burnt the man alive.

"Not even if I was made of SOAP. LEAVE me alone sir."

Ethan: I want brick Mark: what do you want for it? Ethan: .. I want brick Can't lie, I played that over and over and giggled for a good 10 minutes

The percentage of what happens in this episode 10% gameplay, 80% screwing around, 130% Ethan taking his turn.

Mark: Anyone want brick? Ethan: I want brick Mark: What do you want for it? Ethan: Ｉ ｗ ａ ｎ ｔ ｂ ｒ ｉ ｃ ｋ

Ethan's "Are you scheming against me?" is so adorable while managing to be vaguely threatening

Ethan's strategy throughout the whole game: "idk, i just like trading and giving stuff"

At first, "you right" was a funny thing Mark said a few times, recorded on his sound pad and played back, it made for some pretty comedic scenes. But, those words started playing in my head, eventually hearing it any time I agreed with something or had no other response, and it almost felt like mark was inside my head, pressing that button to say, "you right". It's now gotten to the point where I'm vocally saying "you right" to almost anything anyone says to me. Over and over again, I hear those words. You right. You right..

"Go ahead, place it anywhere" Places it in the middle of the tile

After watching a video of people playing it for almost 1 and a half hours, I can safely say that I still don’t really understand the rules

I like how you can randomly see Ethan's mouse whizzing around the screen because he has a 0.3 second attention span

here are the rules so no one has to go digging for them: Each terrain hex is marked with a die roll number. Each player who owns a settlement adjacent to a terrain hex marked with the number rolled receives a resource produced by this hex. Hills produce brick, forests produce lumber, mountains produce ore, fields produce grain, and pastures produce wool. We use these resources to expand across Catan: we build roads and new settlements, or we upgrade our existing settlements to cities. For example, a road costs 1 brick and 1 lumber. If we do not have the necessary resources, we can acquire them by trading with our opponents. Each settlement is worth 1 victory point and each city is worth 2 victory points. If you expand cleverly, you may be the first player to reach 10 victory points and thus win the game! Edit: i’m glad i could help everyone :)

"Im gonna turn these two sheep into a wood" ah yes.. the power of alchemy

IN THE THUMBNAIL, ETHAN STILL DOESNT GET A BEARD

Meanwhile in Ethan’s chat: Lithium Krypton Potassium Depression Germanium

lmao, ethan at the end "I think overall, I did pretty dope." "Yeah, 24 victory points."

50:29 Wade: "Ethan's so sweet and nice, and I just feel like I should 𝙬𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙞𝙨

Ethan: helps everyone Wade: I’m about to ruin this mans whole career.

Ethan: puts house in middle of tile Everyone else: laughs hysterically