Dirk Gently Dog exchange

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Published 2016-11-01

Watch the hilarious exchange on the bridge from BBC's Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective E02.

All Comments (21)

@SohiHien 7 years ago

The way Dirk says "I burnt your house down!?" cracks me up every time. He's so shocked
@Mxstrw 7 years ago

I seriously love the weirdness in this show...
@alvertas 7 years ago

omg this is the funniest scene in this series. laughed so hard :D
@loltadynicneni913 2 years ago

In this show, nobody ever knows what is going on. And I love it.
@k.b.9270 7 years ago

Man, I so loved this exchange.
@hunniebxdger 7 years ago

Rimmer: Gimme the dog… or I kill her. Dirk: Give us the her or we’ll throw the dog off the bridge! Todd: What?! D: I’m bluffing, but if he shoots her, throw the dog off the bridge. R: Why did you attack us? D: We didn’t! How do you know who we are? R: We don’t! Where’s the kitten? T: What kitten? D: Who’s that woman? R: You don’t know her? D: Do you? R: Why did you burn my house down? D: I BURNT your HOUSE DOWN?! T: Where’s Lydia? R: She’s not here! … Bring me the dog. D: Why do you want it? R: Why did you take it? T: We don’t know! R: Why did you kill Patrick Spring? T: We didn’t! D: Did YOU?! R: J-j-just bring me the dog! FBI 1: What the hell are they talking about? FBI 2: Dogs, cats, I don’t know. FBI 1: These are the stupidest goddamn people alive.
@alisequerry2403 7 years ago

Loved this scene 😂 Just the pure chaos- fantastic!
@Katya_Lastochka 7 years ago

Why did you take the dog? We don't know! Sorry, it's worth repeating.
@rogiergiersthove 5 years ago

This is probably the most random and funiest scene I've seen in such a long time haha This serie is 10/10
@alltimefalloutatthechemica2106 4 years ago

This is my favourite scene in anything ever
@Quester91 7 years ago

This show was absolutely brilliant
@katiegoodall5347 7 years ago

It's like that Who's line shame where they can only ask questions!
@sewerrat42 3 years ago

Todd: "That wasn't the deal!" Rimmer: "There's no deal!" Dirk: "Shit, he's right!" :D cracks me up every time xDD
@gleikasantos8919 4 years ago

"the stupidest goddamn people alive" i cracked up
@iamnuff1992 5 years ago

Ah, you missed the knife-to-a-gunfight bit in the car.
@Furocious25 7 years ago

😂😂😂😂I don't even know how many time I've watched this scene anymore
@avocadopictures9706 7 years ago

Best exchange scene ever.
@Sunprism 3 years ago

"You know what they say about a knife in a gunfight?" "That it's....Bad?" "Oh bloody hell, is that what that means?"
@alltimefalloutatthechemica2106 4 years ago

God how I wish there was a season 3
@Speckaboo 4 years ago

As someone who’s never seen this show or has any context to the series, can I just say this is so fucking chaotic