Poking Fun at *CINDERELLA*
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Published 2019-08-25
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Dylan: she´s a good choice to be a queen Me: because of her kind heart and all that Dylan: you could have war hippos, war rhinos, war elephants, war alligators, war eagles, war bears, war panthers...
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I love how proud of himself Dylan was when he guessed the ending of Cinderella, one of the most well known fairy tales literally ever
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"I love balls" you walked right into that one.
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Dylan: "... but like, she's a good choice to be a queen-" me: oh because she's loving and kind? Dylan: "-because she can control animals." me: .... I see.
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“It’s Disney. Help old ugly people, they’re probably a witch.” Literally every moral lesson in a disney movie right there 😂😂
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“i don’t know animals, what do i look like, a botanist?” this is what the peak of comedy looks like
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Guys it’s not the shoe size, it’s the fact that the glass was perfectly crafted around her foot with perfect detail, so even if someone had the same shoe size they would’ve at least had differently shaped toes and whatnot.
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“duck…goose…WHATEVER” “what do i look like a BOTANIST” Lmao that shit had me bawling
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I kind of prefer the ending in the animated movie, when Tremaine breaks the glass slipper the Grand Duke was holding, think she's won, and then Cinderella's basically like "fool, I have the other glass slipper!"
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Dylan in other movies: Why isn’t anyone dying? Dylan in Cinderella: Why isn’t anyone living?
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Feel like Dylan misses a lot of jokes because he’s American and it’s mostly British humour
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Lol when Dylan: "You just turned 4 mice into HORSES and you're gonna tell me your weak ass magic only lasts for like 3 hours?"
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"You made her wear heels for this?" When Dylan is all us women for a moment. LOL. <3
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Literally everyone in the movie: "Ella" Dylan: CINDY
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"Is that Robb Stark?!" "It's Kit! Kit! I'm Kit! I'm on my way!" (Also, Richard Madden is extremely attractive)
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My mum asked why none of her mice grew since she was little. And she honestly has a point.
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Dylan: She actually is a bit mad, she’s talking to mice. Also Dylan: Hey, Ceaser! I’ve found a girl for you!
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Dylan not understanding that her acutal name is Ella and Cinderella was the nickname was so funny to me
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Dylan: "She is a good choice to be a queen" me: "You're right, 'cause she is kind and forgiving..." Dylan: "'Cause she can control animals and you can have war hippos, war rhinos,..." me: "right..of course"
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"That's a nice castle! Whose castle is that?" It's... Cinderella's castle. That's why the logo morphs into an actual castle in the beginning.
