002: Weird BuzzFeed stories, we did the weather, and... deez nuts?

My biggest takeaway from this episode is that Mari is an absolute fucking badass

The sponsor break with no sponsor is so fucking funny to me idk why

I’m crying at both Steven being stuck on a cruise with a super fan and Ryan and Mari pushing through a 16 mile bike ride through the hills of France, not wanting to admit it was a bad idea 😂

THE CHOICE TO LEAVE THE CUTS IN TO GO TO BREAKS WITH NO SPONSORS IS SO GOOD LMAOOO

I want a cross-stitch of every sentence that comes out of Steven's mouth

I was about to type, “I was promised a deez nutz…” comment in the wrap up & then Ryan got me.

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS MENTION ‼️‼️‼️

the transition into no sponsor has me HOOTING

I had 4 classmates in high school that were stuck on that poop cruise Shane mentioned. While they were on the news having the worst time pooping in plastic bags and eating onion sandwiches, on our classroom whiteboard we had a drawing of a ship with stick figure versions of them on it saying “help us” and tally of the days they were stuck out there. It was kinda messed up

“that’d be like Shane & I if we were animals” immediately after “THAT’S RIGHT” lol no hesitation whatsoever and i live for it

I have to say, as a French, the idea of taking a city bike to a different country is hilarious.

It's only taken two episodes (it really only took one episode, actually) for this to become my favorite podcast. And I mean that not just as a Watcher fan, but a podcast fan in general. I love this, you guys. Also, the absolute fucking cutest moments in this episode: - Steven learning to become human through Tammy - The unabashed joy and wonder in Shane's voice when he says "Christmas markets" - Ryan saying the capybara with a bird on its head is like him and Shane - Shane being so passionate about bird calls, and so good at them - Mari's little face of regret on the train in Monaco (but she was a total badass about the situation) - Everyone's reaction to Ryan's perfectly timed, perfectly planned "deez nuts"

Time to get stoned with Steven and drop some deez nuts jokes. Maybe too many spirits, replaced with bongs. Each episode Ryan, Shane get progressively more stoned.

Weird BuzzFeed Stories? I’m all ears. I bet there’s a compendium of them.

steven talking about tammy is so cute <33 esp straight after ryan talking about him and mari gritting their teeth and cycling through 16 miles of hills lmao

Mari is such a badass 🙌 wow!

Congrats Ryan on successfully landing a deez nuts joke !

i genuinely thought steven was the most normal one. until now.

Watch them get sponsored by Dee's Nuts 😂

Steven learning to slow down and appreciate nature and all the lil things because of his wife is so sweet 🥹