That time South Park took down an ENTIRE RELIGION...

FLASHING LIGHTS 0:34-0:55 Don't forget to check out War Thunder, it's a ton of fun :) playwt.link/blooms Thanks for the support everyone, you guys are the best <3 Also, if you want to learn more about the insane stuff Scientology does, look up "Clearwater, Florida". It will blow your mind.

I think Scientology hates Psychiatry because they know any therapist worth their salt would advise the client to flee the cult.

South Park saved my own family from being brainwashed by Scientology. They convinced us into their headquarters in LA and managed to bring my Mom to her knees. I saw right through them because the questions they asked were exactly the same as on South Park. My Mom says she had been through the worst depression and fear in her life in just 25 minutes with them. I showed her the South Park episode so she'd see what they actually beleive. I of course had to back it up with news articles and leaks but the Story of Xenu snapped her out of it. Who'd have thought South Park could save Millions from this cult.

In Germany, it's illegal for Scientologists to teach in school. I had to tick a box saying I wasn't a member of Scientology,

Scientologists have an episode made about them and throw a tantrum. The mormons had an episode and a whole musical mocking them and they took out an ad in the playbill.

The fact that they signed off their statement as "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu" will never fail to make me cackle

never forgive scientology for what they did to chef

My sister took a World Religions class. They had speakers come in from a number of different religions. My sister simply could not stop laughing at the Scientology representative and everything they said. She thought it was a joke the teacher had set up.

I was curious. Looked it up. Tom Cruise, a man without even a degree. Thinks doctors arent legitimate in their practice. That's gold.

The “This is what Scientologists actually believe” joke has got to be one of the most savagely based moments in all of television.

The biggest red flag is that L. Ron Hubbard's own son said that L. Ron is a liar and a crook. That apple fell off the tree, landed in a river, and floated far away from the tree. 😂

Its crazy how the founder even ADMITTED he made it all up as marketing to sell his book yet there are people who still believe it. Its not like he was trying to hide it and say he was the next Jesus.

Blooms: Scientology = "The worlds most successful cult" Jehovahs Witnesses: "Am I nothing to you?"

Imagine paying 200k to be told some secret science fiction story and some cartoon animates it on TV for you the next day

The Jane and John Smith wasn't a joke. Matt and Trey wanted to make sure none of their employees got sued only them

I knew he was a Scientologist but had no clue Tom Cruise was that cooked in the head.

Went into a scientology center once out of curiosity. It immediately gave me the creeps. Got welcomed by a pretty receptionist who asked for my name. I initially just came in to use the bathroom, take a look around and leave, but right before I left I got called again and eventually was directed to a video screen. Again, out of curiosity, I stayed. The first video I watched was called "The Truth About Scientology" and was batshit insane - the whole video was about how scientology is not a cult and how the newspapers, the media and "bad people" (like doctors and scientists) lie to you so they could profit off of you being depressed and "not knowing the truth". The video had heavy anti-medication sentiments which were only implied. At this point my leg was already shaking with unease. The second video was a short 30-second introduction to scientology that said nothing to me. The third video was about the 3 'principles' of scientology (which were all really generic, like "knowledge should be for everyone"). What absolutely bothered me is that none of the videos, nor any of the people I talked to, could properly explain to me what scientology actually was. After I filled out the personality test, I sat down with an older lady that typed all my answers into a computer program, and printed out a graph (which, of course, told me I'm depressed), then tried to shill me one of their many introductory courses. At this point I was completely tuned out, since I realized scientology was just a glorified self-improvement course and not a religion. It's incredible how accurate South Park's depiction is.

>owns a popular series >exposes a cult >save people from being scammed >continues on like nothing ever happend

The sad thing, Isaac didn't quit. His Scientologist POA quit for him while he was in the hospital.

A friend got involved with them in the 70s. He resurfaced years later and became a surveyor. He told me and a friend at a college reunion that those were lost years and it F'd him up for a decade.