Ted Alexandro: CUT/UP - Full Hour Comedy Special
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Published 2020-09-04
“ONE OF THE SHARPEST COMICS WORKING TODAY, A GIFTED POLITICAL JOKE WRITER AND LOOSE-LIMBED, ADVENTUROUS PERFORMER WITH AN URGENT BRAND OF OBSERVATIONAL HUMOR.” (THE NEW YORK TIMES)
“ONE OF THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS WORKING TODAY.” (TIME OUT NY)
0:00 CUT/UP - INTRODUCTION
1:16 MY WIFE PT.1
4:07 EXPECTING A BABY
7:10 MY WIFE PT. 2
12:53 ERECTILE ISSUES
16:25 DRUNK PARENTS
17:42 COFFEE & WINE
18:15 50 YEARS OLD
19:31 INAPPROPRIATE
28:01 TEXTED THE WRONG PERSON
29:20 TRUMP
31:23 ELECTION/BERNIE
34:02 ALABAMA
35:47 ME TOO/TIME'S UP
36:26 GUNS
40:36 COLIN KAEPERNICK
42:38 BASKETBALL (MARCH MADNESS/ZION)
47:01 SPORTS (WIMBLEDON/WORLD CUP)
50:25 LA BAMBA
52:03 SHEN YUN
53:44 SHIT MY PANTS
57:24 OUTRO
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All Comments (21)
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This special is so good! Love you Ted!
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Thanks for watching and for all the kind words, folks!
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Highly underrated comedian. Absolutely fantastic!
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I was totally caught off guard during the part addressing the inappropriate gym music lyrics and the coinciding rap playing in the children's area at the gym... and literally had to try and recover from the spray of juice that was flying out of my nose and mouth at the same time 😂 This was SO funny! Thank you for sharing your humor and take on life. Loved your material so much ❤
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I wanted to replay a few jokes but I couldn't wait to hear the next one. I voted for replaying the whole thing
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That inappropriate one!! I couldn't keep from crying...🤣
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Sam Morril sent me here. Very glad for that.
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Curse you SNL. But also, bless you. You're why I'm here and Ted is great
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I can't believe how good this was. Ted is one of my favorite comics of all time, and I've seen all of 'em. 🥇🏆
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You got some props from Jim which is enough for me to watch the show and then I watched it and it's even better 🤣
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This is exactly what I needed today. Brain candy.
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Excellent stuff from start to finish Ted! Incredibly witty and brilliantly delivered. This is great comedy
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I think he is my new favorite comedian. Loved the stand-up .
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I love this guy he’s like a tom segura meets bill burr
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Ghastly is how I describe watching a lot of standup comedy that seems quite funny but doesn't actually get me laughing. And how am I supposed to feel: dead inside? I don't wanna be that guy. Suffice to say your comedy has be laughing all the time and that's why I feel so grateful and when I say you are one of the best standup comedians ever I really believe that - I hope you believe it too.
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That was fucking awesome you made my Saturday....I'm a alien inside a african body living in Mississippi 😂😂🛸🛸🛸 great video bro keep em coming
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Ummm... Your eye contact, tracking, communication is fucking superb. You are incredibly funny, and the way you express and emote with your eyes is a whole new level.
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That is confidence, describing your hormonal wife as waddling. Made me laugh. Thanks.
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It was the Shen Yun shtick that induced me to click the 'Like' button. :) :)
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He is hilarious! First time watching him but about to look up more❤
