How Long Would You Survive Against Sans AUs?

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Killer ‘He Breaths Killing’ Me:💀

Important point: You die almost everytime

I love how most of these aren't how long you'd last in the fight, it's just how long they'll dally before fighting you and killing you almost instantly.

Merg: Nah I’d win

Error 404 is the definition of destroy the building cause there was a spider

Unless you kill everyone else in the Underground, I don’t think that Classic Sans would be interested in fighting you, much less killing you.

Me:tells a joke to dust sans 2 seconds later: Dust:so this is my new pal

Classic - you have literally lvl 1, and his promise to Toriel is still in power (same with outer) Dream - he wouldn't percieve you as a threat, because you have lvl 1 and your emotions are clear as day (the logic of "the higher your lvl is, the more distanced you are). So, he would feel your emotions without a problem Dusttale (Murder) won't touch you, as long as you are not a genocidal freak or anyhow similar to his human. The best outcome - he will just keep his distance to make sure, that you are not a danger, and - could quite possibly ask for Core Frisk to take you out, maybe, or even get you to the barrier, though it will be useless, as there are no boss monster souls for you to go over the barrier. So, either he asks someone to help you out, ignores you OR, if he judged you as a "freak", dangerous person and such - would kill you. Seraphim - he doesn't need another soul, he already can use the code, so additional souls wouldn't be neccessary. Horror - uh, he is chaotic? He is hungry, but as Flowey told us - if we can befriend with him and Paps, we will live a "luxuary" life in the underground. Ultra - he is a good person, so without a reason - he shouldn't attack you Epic - he wouldn't attack you, for an idea. Probably the same case(OH. Bruh, my tablet got heavier) as with Ultra. Fatal - he... hm, idk. Maybe, just MAYBE, he won't touch you, because you don't have the code of his brother

If I saw Reaper I would know it was my time, and considering my fondness for the AUs I would greet him like an old friend.

Epic:which type of fight you prefer Me: rubber chicken fight"take out my rubber chicken

the description for lusttale is hysterical.

Out of nowhere a gaster blaster ? That is carzy for sans , he is too lazy for a thing, even to kill.

0.001 seconds that will be impossible to survive against King Godverse.

Explaining what if you survived while being a pacifist. Seraphim!Sans. He doesn't want to take any souls. He's just chill as his old self. He only attacks when someone is actually aggressive like chara. Dream!Sans True but.... It depends what went wrong in your life. Normal Sans Unless you're in a pacifist route and haven't killed anyone, you're safe. Outer!Sans No idea who this guy, but I'm guessing he's the same as the previous one. After tale Just.. Don't touch his scarf. Glitchtale Sans Might as well become friends with him. Just don't try to kill him. Mafiatale Sans ...Just like all mafia gangs, don't betray them. Hardtale Sans We're not gonna talk about what happens. Dusttrust So he's basically Dust tale, and Distrust combined. Just do not approach him with any weapon. Dust!Sans Same as the previous one, but just tell a joke. Killer Sans Too late man, you better run. Ultra!Sans Potential friend, he just wants to save other timelines. Epic!Sans Another Potential friend, he's just chill like that. FATAL ERROR SANS Unless you understand him and help him get his papyrus back he won't kill you. ERROR!SANS Sorry bud but, there's no way out of this one. ERROR 404 Potential friend, as I've seen him way to many times being chill and watching shit behind the scenes. King Godverse Do I really need to explain? One word, total annihilation, he won't even think twice. Oh also last one they did not add. Nightmare Mode Sans Potential friend, just don't even think about attacking them.

A few things to note: Fell sans isnt just sans but angry, he’s more like an unlucky guy who just fell to life circumstance🔥 there was a point where he panicked all of the sudden and got really powerful outta nowhere (he uses it in joking ways tho). Swap sans is a lot stronger than people give him credit for, it’s essentially just the personality and attack patterns of classic sans, but with the energy of papyrus, he could floor you if he wanted to.

Truly as video worth the wait this was amazing

Outertale: you're getting hit by a supernova

What??? I didn’t expect this to be used by anyone, thank you😭😭😭

Some of them in the beginning can finish you off in few seconds if you didn't add dialogues for them just like the last ones. (Which also supposed to chat before finishing you off) Reaper is literally FTL and nigh omnipresent you can consider that.