Could the Terrarian Kill Minecraft Steve?

Oh look, I found the oopsie doopsie net, it catches all the comments about oversights and math errors I may have made. And before you take this super seriously, know that I didn't.

The terrarian holding 9999 fallen stars in one inventory slot:

The Terrarian and Steve: Holds billions of pounds of gold and run around at full speed Beginning game: killed by Zombie

Me and a friend ran the calculations to figure out the energy output of a knockback 255 sword because it launched things at mach 7.46 in 1/20th of a second (one tick) and we just had to find the heaviest mob possible and do the math. The heaviest mob in the game (ignoring infinite riding shenanigans) is a camel carrying two players carrying full inventories of shulker boxes filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples (which were made with 8 gold block when they were craftable making them 8X heavier than gold blocks) and the energy needed to accelerate that much mass to mach 7.46 in 1/20th of a second is 21 Megatons of TNT, or 42% the yield of Tsar Bomba.

Terraria is canonically 3D, mind you, just look at the graphic novel

"Also try Terraria" 🤝 "Also try Minecraft"

"the only hostile mob the two games share is the zombie." What about skeletons, spiders and slimes?

Terrarian: literally destroys a god Steve: kills a dragon

Terrarian casually eats 5 fallen stars just to gain mana

Terraria's 2D plane is artistic only, since we have non-static backgrounds, working doors, the Moonlord, and walls

I always interpreted Terraria's 2D nature as an artistic depiction of the world for the sake of the game rather than actually being 2D in universe, as such each block would be 2 x 2 x 2ft significantly changing the strength calculations

One thing I will say the terrarian isn’t 2d I’m 100% sure they are canonically 3D as in the background and things like walls clearly imply in cannon it’s a 3D word

Steve has 200 hp if we use terraria logic and the terrarian can have 500 hp, most weapons in terraria outclass steves health by a long shot in damage, there is no comparison. the wooden sword deals as much damage as a netherite sword, minecraft armour is also super weak compared to terrarian armour. This also doesn't take in durability as the terraria can heal and move much faster.

Steve watching the terrarian kill a whole ass eldritch horror:

OBJECTION: the dryad becomes 3D when going to the world of dungeon defenders 2, and the tavernkeep and old ones army becomes 2D when going to terraria, so it stands to reason that the terrarian would become 3D or steve would become 2D when going to a setting where they would fight

Shulkerboxes may cancel out the weight in universe, their inhabitants do work with removing gravity from aggressors.

>count steve's crafting slots as slots >dont count terrarian's coins and ammo >"fair comparison"

This debate is basically what if a medieval knight fought a warhammer dreadnought

Dont fear the creature, that has mastered its 3D surroundings Fear the one, that has been inprisoned in 2D for ages

Fun fact terrarian doesnt even use a summon 💀