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Published 2021-03-18
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All Comments (21)
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Markiplier "i'm not a masochist"
Also markiplier "i need a woman who can crush my head between her thighs, it's not sexual it's a power thing" -
Mark: "It's a tactical PEN"
Me: "Alright, calm down Percy Jackson" -
mark: “ im not a masochist”
also mark: “ow this whip hurts real bad”
whips himself again -
Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
Also Mark, mere seconds later: Bonks mannequin head on head -
"YOU'RE UNDER ATTACK...from me...WHO'S PROTECTING HIMSELF...from you! And you're about to be DESTROYED! Except, you have ME on your side!"
-Markiplier 2021 -
Markiplier: People might mistake me for some kind of masochist.
The people of a certain one year channel: Stop lying to yourself Mark... -
Markiplier was ADHD mode throughout the whole video, this video made me laugh more than I ever did in my life
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mark genuinely thinking that the rape whistle is to.. defean an assaultent instead of alert others is honestly peak comedy.
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Every time Markiplier claims he's "not a masochist" it's immediately followed by him getting hurt somehow
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I also like how Markiplier is actively trying to replace the one thing he truly lost, not unus annus, not even Ethan, his dearly beloved tactical shovel...
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I love watching mark struggling to put together a dummy and realizing he went to college for engineering.
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Honestly is someone pulled out a collapsible staff when squaring up I’d be terrified
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Everybody: “Mark’s a masochist.”
Mark: There is no war in Ba Sing Se -
Mark: "I'm not a masochist."
Also mark: hates manaquins (buys one), whips himself, flogs himself with a wallet, plays with a knife (scaring himself in the process), and stabs his hand with a spike. -
Imagine trying to attack Markiplier and he just pulls out a whip and starts smacking you to death lol
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Mark going through the 5 stages of grief while trying to build Steve is such a mood.
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"You're under attack from me, who is protecting himself from you. You're about to get destroyed, except, you've got me on your side." - Markiplier Logic 2021
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Mark: “He’s probably not got a lot of electrical resistance on him”
Steve: Is rubber -
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“IMMA NA DIEEEEE IMMMMM GOINGGGGG TOOOOOO DIEEEEEEEEE” was majestic 20:06