Rapping the Biggest Sandwich Order Ever

LYRICS: HELLO MY FRIEND. HOW YA DOIN? I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER ONE SANDWICH. NO I WILL NOT REPEAT THIS ORDER. SO LISTEN QUICK, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND THIS. I’M HUNGRY. I WANT A SANDWICH! I GOT A LONG LIST OF INGREDIENTS I GOTTA WARN YOU THOUGH I TALK KINDA FAST SO WRITE THIS DOWN YOU’RE GONNA NEED A PEN I WANT A SANDWICH. WITH CHICKEN. All you want on the sandwich is just chicken? SHH. I’M NOT FINISHED PLEASE LISTEN START WITH A PIECE OF SOUR DOUGH BREAD PUT SOME LETTUCE AND TOMATOES AND SOME MUSTARD ON IT PUT SOME AVOCADO MAYO AND A LITLE JALAPENO A LOT OF VINEGAR AND OIL AND SOME ONIONS ON IT CAPICOLLO, HAM, BOLOGNE, BRISKET AND FILET MIGNON BUTTER PICKLES, CUCUMBERS, FALAFEL AND SOME GREY POUPON WHITE FISH, RED FISH, SNAPPER AND TROUT SALT AND PEPPER, CELERY, CARROTS AND RADISH AND SPROUTS GOAT CHEESE, FETA CHEESE, SPINACH AND ARUGULA ADD A LITTLE SALMON, SWEET POTATO AND SOME TUNA BRUH PURPLE PICKLES PEPPERCINI POMEGRANATE PESTO PARMESAN AND PEPPERCORN AND PINK PASTRAMI PRESTO! 50,000 POUNDS OF TURKEY BREAST 100,000 POUNDS OF ROAST BEEF THE MONA LISA AND THE CONSTITUTION AND A AND A $90 BILLION GOLD LEAF MOZARRELLA GOUDA CHEDDAR PEPPER JACK AND PROVOLONE ALSO ADD SOME SNICKERS BUTTERFINGERS AND A TOBLERONE PEANUT BUTTER, JELLY, APPLEBACON AND PROSCIUTTO AND A HELPING OF NUTELLA THAT’S THE SIZE OF FUCKING PLUTO HUMMUS TABOULI GYRO AND PARSLEY A 1963 GTO FERRARI AND A FAT 57 INCH LONG JOINT. THAT WAS PERSONALLY HAND ROLLED BY BOB MARLEY BLUEBERRIES AND BLACKBERRIES AND STRAWBERRIES AND BLACK CHERRIES AND BOISENBERRIES AND CRANBERRIES MIXED IN A GOOEY TART THROW SOME KRYPTONITE, ADD THE HOPE DIAMOND, AND ADD THE TITANIC AND VLADIMIR PUTIN’S HEART KING CRAB, SNOW CRAB, BLUE CRAB, STONE CRAB SPIDER CRAB, GHOST CRAB PORK RIBS A WHOLE SLAB ADD SMOKED HAM IN A PILE AND A DOUBLE DOUBLE IN AND OUT BURGER MAKE IT ANIMAL SMILE ADD A CLOVE OF GARLIC AND SOME BUFFALO CHICKEN SOME LEMON PEPPER AND SRIRACHA NOW MY STOMACH IS KICKIN SOME HONEY MUSTARD AND RED PEPPER AND SOME OLIVES AND HAVARTI AND YOU BET I’LL WASH IT ALL DOWN WITH A BOTTLE OF BACARDI I’M EXCITED FOR THIS SANDWICH ITLL BE SO DANG DELICIOUS SO DELIVER IT RIGHT TO MY HOUSE IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES GARNISH IT WITH KANYE WEST’S MEDICATION DON’T WORRY. HE WONT MIND. HE DOESN’T TAKE IT. ADD A LITTLE BBQ CHICKEN THAT’S ROASTED. THROW ON ANOTHER PIECE OF SOURDOUGH AND TOAST IT ADD A HIT OF DMT, SO I CAN EAT IT ON A MAGIC SHIP AND DON’T FORGET MY BAG OF CHIPS. CAN YOU REPEAT THAT ORDER BACK TO ME PLEASE?

"So you still want a chicken sandwich, cause we ain't got none of that other shit you just said" Proper response!

"Do you still want a chicken sandwich? Because we ain't got none of that shit you just said." 😂😂😂😂😂

Dude it took me so long to learn that Pizza song. And now this. Welp, I gotta do it. Cause this is freaking amazing

We need you to make more Mac lol. Miss ya stuff.

Now I need to memorize this just so I can repeat it back to him.

"57 inch joint hand rolled by Bob Marley" I don't even think Bob Marley could smoke that much xD

Uncle Mac is back! Remembering I joined your Irish Goodbye cover art contest. It’s been 10 years! Time flies man. You are still my inspiration! Much love ❤️

I had a random thought. "I haven't heard Mac Lethal in awhile, I wonder if he still drops these rap videos" and was blessed with this gem. Wow bro that must of been one hell of a experience for him

Certainly brightened my day with a good laugh. Thanks! I needed that!

Homie on the phone at the end...."so you want a chicken sandwich?" 😂😂😂

to the haters saying it’s sped up, you can see the time on the phone, and at 0:38 the time changes to 9.43, and at 1:38 the time changes to 9.44, (meaning it took exactly 1 minute starting at 0:38 for exactly 1 minute to change on the clock) so this is not sped up at all, it’s just talent

« kanye’s medication he won’t mind it he doesn’t take it » killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

when he asks the guy "can you repeat that order back to me, please?" i was kinda hoping to hear "why yes, Sir, I sure can" xD

This made my evening, Mac returns with a sequel to the pizza rap video, that was insane, I'm now gonna listen to this about a thousand times and still never be able to rap it. That's the tradition!

Saw your vids today the first time!! You are so great!!! With LOVE from Germany/munich.....I kiss your heart, Tommy

That dude was pretty cool about it! haha

I thought you forgot your password, you must’ve made it as long as this rap.

It's all a joke now, but watch the delivery pull up on Mac's driveway

Mac, where are you?