Worst Tony Hawk Pro Skater Rip-off - Razor Freestyle Scooter - Just Bad Games

The protective gear thing becomes irrelevant when they start scooting on/across rooftops. Ain't no consumer-grade gear gonna stop you from becoming a pavement stain when you fall from 10+ stories up...

Fun fact: Shaba was eventually bought by Activision and helped port a bunch of Tony Hawk gamed to various platforms.

"Scootality" is my favorite thing to have come from this series

OMG The cut off of the "Scootality" for Ortiz's fall lmao

I remember owning the racing focused "sequel" Razor Racing, I'd argue that game was probably worse than this one

Scooter Chad Has broken arm but still rides because his adrenaline levels are too high to be impaired or feel pain Has untied shoe laces that never get caught in his components and assist him by whipping the wheels to a higher rpm for more aerodynamic tricks Has only been riding for 3 days and is already in his first pro tournament His tricks create seismic waves that flood countries the US currently have conflicts with

I wish Brutalmoose had seen that credit sequence in his review of the game

Man, that article about scooter accidents brings back some childhood trauma of my own; back in the 2000s, I used to live in a town where my home was behind a creak with a gravel path that lead around it to other streets, and there was one pathway that lead up to a very steep incline that would go to the local shops. When I was five years old, I ended up traveling down that incline on my scooter, ended up falling forwards and skidded across the gravel on my face. I ran home, screaming and bloody, got rushed to the hospital immediately and ended up with bandages on my face for weeks. I'm now 25 and I still have very faint scars from that experience.

"Stubbed my toeeeeeeee" "Lost da remooooote" "I just want tooooo dyyyiiieee" -Brutal Moose

This game is even more unforgivable when you find out these devs also made grind session which is actually good

heavy breathing "I WANNA PET THE BUNNY"

My parents got me this instead of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater as a kid. Why mom and dad?

That video of the costumed characters riding around on scooters and doing weird stuff is very reminiscent of the skit when the Jackass crew went around in panda costumes, albeit a very family-friendly version of that.

You forgot to scoot the burbs.

Right when Tito crashed into a truck, my Florida Amber alert went off

I love how "impaled on something terrible" implies that there are nice things to get impaled on

2:23 when I was little, my brother fell on my razor scooter, split his chin, and had to go to the emergency center. So this is a true, 100%, factual article.

He's in the car. -Eliot Ness

That Tito Ortiz yell is pure gold, auditory perfection! 7:50

1:06 Boy: gets impaled MK announcer: SCOOTALITY! 4:04 Player: gets slammed into a car MK announcer: SCOOTALITY! 7:58 Tito Ortiz: falls high up and gets slammed into a truck MK announcer: SCOOTALI-