percy jackson is literally the worst movie ive ever seen

me an english grad student procrastinating reading 200 pages of lit theory to consume this instead, real literature

damn carley’s going from red white and royal blue to this? girlboss is procrastinating fr

Uma Thurman’s acting range needs to be studied. Like how does one go from The Bride in Kill Bill to Medusa in Percy Jackson and then to the first female president of the United States that turns Texas blue in RWRB, all in a window of 20 years. Icon. National treasure.

Im pretty sure that everything Alexandria Daddario appears in is specifically colour graded to make her eyes as blue and piercing as possible

seeing rick riordan becoming genuinely incensed whenever someone reminded him of the percy jackson movies was one of the first moments i realised that movies can be bad 💀

"Wait Percy, you'll need this on your journey." Percy receives the Demi-Glock

fun fact: my core memory of this movie is my older brother being so scared of the medusa scene that he broke the CD in half😭

Carley in her "Uma Thurman's top movies" era rn

this movie is my number one blind spot…i will defend it with my life idc how much valid criticism it attracts MAYBE I JUST WANNA WATCH LOGAN LERMAN FUCK SHIT UP WITH WATER

carley saying "kilometers per hour" and mispronouncing nevada just to subtly remind all of us that she's canadian

Common mistake! Those are actually the ‘Peter Johnson’ movies - there are no Percy Jackson movies, but the similar name gets a lot of people confused.

okay but the Lotus Casino scene is what made me fall in love with Lady Gaga. best movie 10/10

Was there like, NO budget left for them to make a bunch of orange Camp Half Blood shirts for this movie? Also, what this movie did to Annabeth is HEINOUS. In the books/show Annabeth is the daughter of Athena in the sense that she’s very strategic, but THIS Annabeth is basically “what if clarisse was the girl in the group instead of Annabeth”

the whole absent parents thing is literally one of the main themes of the book series like the gods being shitty parents is why almost everything happens and the movie was just like… nah

It annoys me what they did to my baby boy Grover. Like in the book he’s an extremely sensitive and nervous kid who hates himself for “letting” Thalia die. It takes him the entire series and a full arc to come into his own and become a leader. Hes so loving and he’s so devoted to his friends that he helps out despite his fear and anxiety, and he’s such a good representation of a genuinely sweet and empathetic guy But in the movies he’s just. Smooth confident funny guy. Also he’s meant to be the one who wears the flying converse because Percy isn’t allowed to fly!! Zeus hates him!! He would get killed if he flew, and it’s a big reason why Kronos isn’t revived in the first book. They just completely took everything away from him I hate it

My favorite category of YouTube video is unhinged girlies talking about nonessential topics. This, this is that, and I'm here for it.

my favorite fun fact is that the actress who plays Annabeth is the sister of the guy who plays Alec in the Shadowhunters tv show...like everything is connected in theese awful live action remakes of popular ya fantasy books, and I love it!

my 11 year old brother has ADHD and Dyslexia and percy is such a big influence on how he sees his disabilities, he's convinced he's a demigod

i actually just need to say that i’m pretty sure they did not CGI alexandra dadd arios eyes… i think she just genuinely looks like that…. she has the most intense eyes i’ve ever seen

what's that thing luke says before they set off? it's like "if you see my dad on the highway to hell, kick his ass for me" and then the movie starts blaring Highway to Hell. That moment is all I remember from this movie and it lives in my brain rent free