The Worst Mobile Games Tournament

The “me and my wife” the moment before the dude leaked a septic tank’s worth of shit onto the couch was comedy gold

Not even 5 minutes in and I already just witnessed an ant getting railed balls deep by a wasp

I'm legitimately surprised at how unusually brutal the Dragon ads were. That was fucked.

Ok Flying Gorilla had to be a meme game with the intention of being bad. That ad was screaming, “We made this as a joke. Have fun.” I love it

You know it's bad when papa meat's animations are less disturbing than these ads

Papa meat should re-animate all the horrible ads in his art style but to the original sound fx xD

8:45 "Me and my wife" 8:48 instant regret

No bs, but after watching this video, I have been endlessly bombarded by crappy mobile game ads. It’s like I’m infected with a mobile game STD. Thanks papa meat

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that these are targeted to children or that children are fascinated by pregnancy, abuse, and death.

I like that in the dragon ads they had to censor the dragon nipples but all the gratuitous violence is perfectly fine to leave unedited

Bro forgot the OG classic that started the whole ridiculous ad trend Mafia City. Level 1 thug, kiss level 20 enforcers wife, now level 50 boss. Lmao those ads are classics.

I would've been traumatized by some of these ads (especially the dragon ones) if I saw them when I was a kid. I legitimately feel for today's kids, with all the disturbing stuff they're casually exposed to.

The fact that flying gorilla didnt stand a chance is just proof of how good it is, of course it could never be the worst mobile ad. You know what youre getting when you want a flying gorilla.

A while back I participated in a Lilly's Garden Ad lore deep dive. For over 2 hours we watched every add in alleged chronological order to piece together what exactly was going on. Around the time we got to the washing machine bits, we learned that the group that was in charge of the ads and the group in charge of the game play weren't even in the same company. They outsourced their ads and apparently gave no instructions whatsoever, sharing only what a few characters looked like and the game title. It was one of the most fun speculative experiences i have ever had.

10:37 this is how Bad Dragon gets their stock, this is what you're supporting when you buy from them, 😢 think of the dragons

9:56 this is the first time i’ve seen this channel and ngl hearing: “the sponsor of this video is bad dragon” jumpacared me which makes the video better, good job

You know what's the WORST aspect of it all? They work. I have a friend who used to work for a company that did mobile games adds. And the dumber, irrelevant, more offensive and bad, the more income they usually bring. It's atrocious.

I feel like with the racism and pregnancy fetish you could write a dissertation on the psychology behind these ads

They did merge mansion dirty with the ads they put up to bat. The “what’s grandma hiding” would have swept

The sad thing about Lily’s Garden is the game itself says for ages 4+ yet they have ads like that