Long-distance goals but they get increasingly more ridiculous

The distances in this video were determined using officially published figures and approximate calculations based on Pythagoras' theorem, considering the position from where the shots were taken and the pitch size. Please note that not all distance measurements are exact.

8:12 - Tim Howard's goal... I was there for it. I was behind the goal in the Gwladys street end. I had a packet of crisps on me. I looked down at it to grab some as it was passed back to Howard. I looked up and couldn't see the ball. Then I saw it hit the back of the net. In the midst of cheering I turned to my mate and said "who TF scored that?!?" and he screamed back "HOWARD!". I always find it funny watching it back and listening to the commentary when the commentator says "everybody in the ground could see what was going to happen" and I'm always thinking "yeah.... everybody but me" 😂😂

How could you not include the bicycle kick form zlatan or the free kick from Roberto Carlos

Kane's first goal here, while under pressure, surrounded by opposition, was pure magnificence.

Look how calm Kroos is...Literally, dead log, no reaction from German to Belligham goal

I scored an own goal from the corner position back in '91. My team were ahead and there wasn't much time left, so our coach yelled at me, that I should kick it back to our goalkeeper and so I did. But when the ball hit the ground our goalkeeper had miscalculated its jump and it sailed over him and into the net behind him. 😀 We still won, but he had to buy beer for the entire team as penalty...

Kroos not impressed was golden 😂😂

Amazing to see Junnho's freekicks again. THE goat of freekicks, nobody even comes close to his ability to strike a freekick. Nobody.

It's a shame Gylfi Sigurðsson's goal against Split wasn't in there. On his debit, from the touchline by halfway. Outrageous.

4:43 Kemar Roofe for Rangers is my favourite. If you watch the build-up, he makes two great tackles, wins the ball just outside his own box, skins two players under pressure and then lobs the keeper, who's not even that far off his line. All on a waterlogged pitch. Insane difficulty level.

That Thiago's strike was so clean 🤌🙃

You forgot Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s 30-yard bicycle kick vs. England.

I saw this goal 3:18 in real life. RPL, Kuban - Terek. Stadium Kuban in Krasnodar city. 29.09.12 The most beautiful goal I've ever seen. Look at the replay from another camera, there is a crazy trajectory of the ball. thanks for adding it

Can’t believe you didn’t include Beckham’s vs Wimbledon. That’s got to be one of the most famous halfway line goals ever!

4:19 I was there for this one, almost the same angle the camera had. Scotland U21 v Iceland U21 in a European Championship play-off match at Hibs' Easter Road ground in Edinburgh. Iceland had just scored and Chris Maguire did this from the resultant kick-off. An unforgettable little moment.

That last goal by Tom king for Newport🔥

0:53 bring back pitch patterns they were great

1:32 The fact that Bellingham has only been playing for a few months at Madrid and the fact that he's already done that DURING AN EL CLASICO is incredible. The kid is going places.

Pretty weird to upload this video right after the Dimarco's goal and not putting the Dimarco's goal in LOOL

Good video but so many great goals missing. David Beckham, Xabi Alonso, Dejan Stankovic, Hakan Calhanoglu, Gylfi Sigurðsson, Maynor Figueroa and more.