Cursed Teddy Ruxpin toy. Formerly owned by Marilyn Manson! (& possessed by Forrest Gump)
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Published 2015-08-01
You're probably thinking;" Why on earth is that Ruxpin in a case?" Well, I'll tell you why.This evil thing is somehow possessed by the fictional character Forrest Gump! Not only that, get this, it was formerly Marilyn Manson's childhood toy as was told to me by a warlock. The said warlock was selling it at a local flea market in Canton,OH. in the spring of 2010, along with an excellent selection of Liza Minnelli LP's . Weird huh? It get's better, read on...
I never got his name, but he also told me that as long as this Ruxpin-Gump is kept in his little white case to block all that bad Forest Gump Juju, it's totally safe and there is absolutely nothing to be concerned about. Did little Marilyn Manson have anything to do with this unusual phenomenon? Maybe, but I'll say this, I once opened the door in front of the case and Ruxpin -Gump instantly said: "She got da cancer, and died on a Tuesday". Needless to say ,that was the last time I attempted to take him out.
Why Forest Gump? I have no idea. It looks nice and presents well though, the creepy breathing thing going on with the red button on top, and the whole illuminated case . A conversation starter at every cocktail party fer sure.