Did You Know About The Ancient Greek God Of STUPIDITY?! | Mythos Greece
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Published 2023-11-07
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Hey! It’s the God of the Internet.
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Koalemos is working overtime in cities today. Proving that Greek philosophy isn't out of date.
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The reason why the children of nyx were so chill was because they had a VERY loving mother. For how scary and powerful she is, shes the best parent of all the greek gods. She loved and craddled them every moment of their young lives and taught them right from wrong. Thanatos, the oldest, was extremely reasonable and considerate but took his job seriously. Hypnos was a giver and blessed people with good dreams, but he did occasional pranks. Koalemos was the biggest jokester but loved being around mortals and considered himself a part of them. He often would make fools out of people who only deserved it. So yeah, their upbringing from a good mother made them chill af
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Nyx's daughter Achlys/Akhlys is one of the dangerous ones
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Thanatos: I bring Death itself. Hypnos: I offer you sleeps embrace.... Koalimos: That one relative at the party you warn your kids to avoid in the car ride over....
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Thanatos is the God of PEACEFUL death, he's death itself, he takes souls across to the Underworld. Ares is Violent Death.
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Bet you'll never be bored with that guy
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Thanos: So a worthy Greek God has arrived to challenge me. Joker: Koalipos!!! That's my God!!!
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Not gonna lie, Nyx is such a cool friggin name. If I had a daughter that would be her name
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Sounds like a greek Loki
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I’d just like to point out Thanatos is the god of peaceful death and the personification of death, while the moirai (the fates) are the gods of violent death and fate
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Why is Nyx so fine tho?
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God of sleep and me were homies back in the days
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"OMG, are you possessed by Koalemos?!" In the middle of an argument would just be 😂
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Must be the god of politicians.
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And Hypnos😴 is the father of Morphus, the god of dreams 💭
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Just because he's the god of stupidity doesn't mean that he is stupid??
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Zeus, "I'm having a bad day" Koalemos, "hold my beer" while handing his drink to one of his cousins
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in DC/Vertigo comics Nyx - Mother night Thanatos - Death of the Endless Hypnos - Dream of the Endless koalemos - Delirium of the Endless
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No but why is Nyx just so pretty like can we talk about that for a sec