r/Murderedbywords This Is the Funniest Burrito Rant of All Time

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Published 2019-04-08

r/Murderedbywords includes verbal destruction in all its forms. Sometimes, that comes in the form of a world-class rant against a burrito maker for his unforgivable sins against humanity. Seriously, this burrito maker should be put to death for this abomination against the human senses (or "burritobomination" as OP calls it). I hope you enjoy these funny Reddit posts from r/murderedbywords!

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Burrito rant written by Jack Dire. jackdire.com
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All Comments (21)

@rSlash 5 years ago

[OP presses shutgun against the man's head] Man: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?! OP: You have to pay for what you did to that burrito
@northstar6920 5 years ago

OP: *Bites into burrito* OP: *chews* *swallows* OP: *stares at burrito* OP: "Why... why are you like this..."
@lornevermore3521 5 years ago

“Let me explain: You’re an idiot. Let me further explain:” is now my new argument starter
@RowletRampage 4 years ago

The rant lasted 4 minutes but was totally reasonable and true
@kitty_kath 4 years ago

4 minute rant against burrito guy. My brain: This is fine.
@abubakr9796 5 years ago

Shop guy: Sir, your burrito, please enjoy! Customer: You just gave me an idea for a 3000 word thesis, thanks
@crocadillius6418 5 years ago

“A burrito thats been shot in the gut and is bleeding your ineptitude” That is the beat R/murderedbywords ive ever had the pleasure to witness
@19RD88 4 years ago

Every Chipotle employee needs to listen to the first story.
@nerf9750 4 years ago

Italian unvaccinated kid exists: Mosquitoes: ItSa me malario
@fighnjaci2 5 years ago

"So, yeah, she's actually collected enough infinity stones to snap her fingers and create a successful relationship." This definitely belongs in r/Murderedbywords.
@greggers5988 5 years ago

i got frustrated just listening to the rant, and i’ve never even had a burrito before
@dracofirex 4 years ago

"Remember the 90s when nothing was racist and we all coexisted peacefully?" The people of Rwanda remember.
@pintoftitanium7493 4 years ago

This was the best thing I've ever heard LMAO. Loving the momentum of the burrito rant. This is the modern Mark Twain of insults. Twain used to "turn the paper yellow" from the amount of ink he would use in his hate letters.
@TanyaSapienVintage 5 years ago

"normally you have to watch an episode of One Punch Man to see one japanese person cause this much destruction" repeatedly hammering the like button
@RileyWrites2112 4 years ago

"They would be wearing a burrito hat from my new fall collection ten seconds later" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
@SomeAsian 4 years ago

11:44 Me, a Japanese dude: Aww, that’s cute. ...So who’s gonna get triggered?
@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 5 years ago

That guy wasn't murdered by words over a burrito, he was NUKED!
@kiddfaith4397 5 years ago

That burrito rant was priceless XD
@Ajehy 4 years ago

Me: listens to burrito rant Also me: I really want a burrito now.
@thePhoenixQueen 3 years ago

That burrito rant makes me laugh to the point of crying every time! My face hurts so much!