Paying the MOST EXPENSIVE Designers on Fiverr to Make Dumb Shirts (Then Selling Them)

If you want anymore garbage tee shirtz head over to - bit.ly/coolshirtz - and use code "COLD ONES" for 10% off. CUCUMBER JOE & The Money Tee are currently UNLIMITED. Thank you 😊

I hate to say it but I am now the proud owner of a Cucumber Joe t-shirt...

to think, we've moved on from stolen clipart, to have artists put their actual talents into shitpost t-shirts

Left a comment but too lazy to find it. I bought the “cucumber joe” one and the money one. Got an email from them today and thought fuck I’m not gonna get a shirt Cus it was very long and was apologising. Turns out so many ppl bought the joe shirt that they couldn’t keep up with supply. Got 20$ voucher and shirt will be late but I’ll get it. Got nothing but positive things to say about customer service, So much so that I wanted to leave a comment. It’s a minor inconvenience and I got almost an essay saying how sorry they were as if they’d accidentally killed my parents. Im all for supporting a company that values customers like that. Edit: so I got the shirt couple weeks ago. Or months. Fucking sexy ass shirts.

I could swear you guys would name it “Cripple Rick”

Chad falls off chair, and looks like he's having a stroke. Max: SUSAN SHOOTING UP HEROIN IN THE THE ALLEY

The cucumber joe shirt would be hella clean on a hoodie.

I've convinced my parents that cucumber joe was a skating brand

I love the way Chad has an emphasis on some words like money. It makes him sound like a small toddler that got drunk

So this is what my Patreon money is going towards, and I couldn’t be happier

Cold ones is the best channel on YouTube, and that’s just a fact

The way Chad straight up fell out of the chair and no one acknowledged it.

This video singlehandedly gave me and my brother Tourette’s it’s been about 3 days and the only form of communication we have had is repeating the exact same phrases over again in a scuffed joe Swanson accent. it started with “ hey peter I turned myself into a cucumber peter, I’m cucumber joe.” Then we started doing this one “ hey peter can I borrow your lawnmower” and finally this one “yeah I’m a gamer, how could you tell”. I’ve probably heard the words “hey peter” at least 5000 times by now easily. This is ruining my family.

Can’t wait to wear the “I’m Cucumber Joe Shirt” in public. I’m sure that will be easy to explain.

Chad is a mysterious creature, he's so confident about his body but the second max mentioned his neck he got shy about it

As something of a graphic designer myself, the Give Us Money one is legitimately one of my favourite designs for any youtuber merch, hands down.

I love how Chad is borderline illiterate but is the first in the room to correctly spell "niche"

We can’t ignore all of chads hickeys because he’s called chad for a reason

Cannot even imagine how quickly the wide neck bois sold out.

10:01 "90's theme .. donkey 64" I am a broken man