why i ship ayano and bob ross together

Published 2021-07-29
let's start this little persuasive text off by saying who they are.
ayano, also known as ayano aishi or just simply, yandere chan, is the main character in this video game called yandere simulator. yandere simulator is this stealth/horror (well, sort of)/mystery/thriller game where ayano falls in love with taro (senpai, she calls him). however, there are ten rivals in the game, that are also falling in love with senpai. ayano has to eliminate them, one by one, by... doing some stuff that aren't... merciful (if you're under the age of ten or eleven i suggest you don't search it up). the most well-known and the only fully developed rival's name is osana (yandere simulator is still in development after like six years -_-). she's senpai's childhood best friend and is literally in love with him. there's this legend that says that if you get a boy to go with you on a friday and sit with him under the cherry blossom tree (around their school, i think) they'll be your love forever. so the main objective of the game is to eliminate each and every rival, one by one, without getting caught, and so that senpai will be ayano's forever.
here's a backstory of ayano - ayano is an emotionless, apathetic girl who doesn't feel empathy at all. she gets these traits from her female ancestors. her mother told her that soon, she'll find her partner that will 'complete' her, just like what ayano's father did to her mother. her mother didn't say how she found ayano's father.
ayano tries to act normal at school. she's normally quiet and friendly and does things that every other high schooler does. she attends akademi high school. however, she doesn't feel anything. until the day she accidentally bumps into senpai. she suddenly feels 'complete' and will do anything to get to senpai. she then realises that ten other girls want senpai too, and ayano resolves to eliminating each and every one of them before the day.
that's ayano's backstory, now it's time for bob ross.
bob ross was an american painter who is the main character of the television series - the joy of painting, which teaches people how to paint and why everyone's good at painting, or something like that. he's friendly, and kind. he says positive phrases like 'happy little tree' and says 'we don't make mistakes, just happy accidents' and some other kind things that comfort people. he paints, of course. unfortunately, he isn't alive anymore. he also says 'white' as 'hwite', like 'liquid hwite'. it's pretty funny for some viewers.
now, as you can see, they're contradicting each other. ayano is apathetic, while bob ross is empathetic. this makes them the perfect couple, because opposites attract.
they are literally the perfect ship. ayano is for bob ross, and bob ross is for ayano. opposites really do attract, and they are literally the best couple that ever existed, even more than suho and jugyeong.
i started this ship to mainly annoy eislyn, because she likes bob ross and thinks that they aren't good together, but soon this spiraled into an actual ship.
i've also made my swc weekly an entire fanfiction about them. here's the link if you want to read it -
https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/topic/525952/?page=1#post-5473633 it's perfect and a masterpiece. it's one of my best works of writing. it's gold. go read it, i beg you.
if you can't be bothered to read it, then here's the summary:
ayano goes to a tea party with bob ross. they have tea, which is perfectly normal.
then, mere weeks later (or days), they go to america's got talent. bob auditions for with the song 'love is in the air', and dedicates his whole performance for ayano, who is watching in the stands.
ayano then realises she's in love with bob, having a fluttering feeling in her stomach and the fact that she's been having feelings for bob. she then realises that she doesn't need taro (senpai), she needs bob.
so then, for the first time in her miserable, little life, she starts crying. thick tears starts pouring out of her eyes. bob then supposedly winks at her.
then, when bob finishes his most spectacular performance, he then pulls ayano from the side into the stage and asks her to, well, you know what. ayano then says yes, and simon cowell then hits the golden buzzer.
the end.
lovely story, isn't it? i might continue it later if i have to.
(i totally didn't write and type this whole thing just to add words towards my word goal so we can have more points for swc. go dystopian!)
and that ends the talk. that's why i ship ayano and bob ross together. i even made a whole account dedicated to it.
#ayanorossforever
;)
(also my drawing is absolutely perfection, isn't it?)