ludwig ref: the fourth one

here’s ludwig blodgett, the clandestine demon(s) of Blodgett Funeral Home (& Cremation Services). they are 40 years old and still live in their mom’s attic but that’s fine by her

ridiculous fun facts, for fun:
- armed with the power of two brains telepathically working together, it is no surprise that ludwig possesses top notch scrabble wordfinding skills
- there's a chance that they will spare your soul, but only if you beat them at a game of scrabble
- can be summoned via dark ritualistic scrabble
(no one ever does it though because what kind of fruitcake looks at a scrabble board and thinks "this is the ideal way to summon demons")
- contains 2 hearts
- crest feathers are capable of doing the funny cockatoo thing
- absorbs caffeine through eyeballs by dumping coffee directly on them
- won't stop resurrecting their mom's cat

i dunno which song to use so here's some funky labyrinth music that sounds like you're about to get killed by 15 clones of ted bundy in an alleyway