A Siri like bot

NOTE: THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROJECT IS FOR YOU TO LAUGH! PLEASE DONT COMPLAIN SAYING ITS NOT GIVING YOU CORRECT ANSWERS WHEN IT GIVES YOU FUNNY ANSWERS BECAUSE THAT IS THE PURPOSE!!!
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Turn up the Volume!
To Play music, say "play music"
Give me ideas!
To make a calculation type "calculation" and follow siri's steps!
To calculate 0/0 don't type ""calculation", say "0 divided by 0"!
Leave a love,fave or follow if you like it!
Thanks I appreciate it!
Updates:
7/10/2016: BIG Update!!!!
8/17/2016: BIG Update!!!!
----------------------------------------------Credits--------------------------------------------
Apple for coming up with Siri, the inspiration of this project.
@XainMS: Told me to make 0 divided by 0!
@1_618 : told me to add music!
@seasnails (@1_618): Gave me an idea of how to making the ui better!
@bknutson0: Told me to add stuff about the packers!
@CookieQueen1234 : Told me to add the year!
@Cortana , @Siri : Sounds!
@djpro : Text Engine!
@ScratchStang : Thumbnail Script!
@divyakumar : Told me to add political related questions.
@MothOfTheMoon : Told me to add something for the phrase "Can You" !
@atmaz : Told me to add beatboxing.
@ArrowStorm360 : Intro
@-Verve- & @fluffykarlo : Logo
Cooltext.com : Some cool text :)