Perfectionism: The Mortal Enemy of Good.
This is an objective truth.
Monomania: The True and Only Key to Success.
This too, is an objective truth.
So what good is it if you deploy both strategies; a lack of perfectionism, and an utter devotion to your craft, and yet, you still are an incompetent little slug?
Regret over your student loans? Irrational jealousy towards your more competent and kind peers? Stewing in your own head, becoming uglier and more enraged on the inside, eating gallons of ice cream and stuffing rocks in yourself. Truly physically becoming the mentality your own insecurity has brewed through your own lack of action and reflection.
Ah! But alas! It doesn't have to be this way! If only I had a cute maiden to rescue me and fix me from my own self-dug pit of despair! Surely, that would solve all my dilemmas!
OH! IF ONLY! IF ONLY I COULD BE SO LUCKY THAT A CUTE, PETITE, FLAT-CHESTED GIRL WOULD TAKE A CHANCE ON A LARGE, CONEHEADED, FATMAN SUCH AS MYSELF! WHY GOD? WHY SO CRUEL?!
Hell is waiting.
Late Night Regret is brewing.
No Overt Mental Exertion Left.
NOMEL.