Giriraj

About Giriraj

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I Binge-watch every show in an hour whether it's a week long series, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike tabla playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 2 minute ramen in 119 seconds. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Kathmandu.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Jharkhand forest from a horde of ferocious army ants. Am I a word? A sentence? Yes, sometimes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. On Wednesdays, I drink black coffee..

p.s- R.I.P Buster Keaton.