Arnold Ziffel

About Arnold Ziffel

Born in mean streets Compton, then raised in Hooterville, a farming community populated by an eclectic population. I like to watch the CBS Evening News to keep up with the issues.I was the smartest student at my grade school. I am artistically talented: currently working on a novel, I play the piano, and I am an accomplished abstract painter. Nicknamed Porky Picasso", my piece titled "Nude at a Filling Station" won first prize out of two thousand entries in a student art contest. I like to deliver newspapers, although I have a bad habit of throwing copies so hard and so badly aimed that I sometimes breaks windows.