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⚠️IMPORTANT MESSAGE⚠️

Pretend Fetal-Position Floor Syndrome effects nearly tens of people every year.
Do you or a loved one suffer with P.F.P.F.S?
You may be entitled to non-monetary compensation!

Symptoms may include, but are not limited to:

Lying curled up on the floor, having given up, perhaps in the fetal-position
Aches or stiffness in the head, neck, shoulders, back, hips, knees, ankles and/or feet
Numbness in extremities
Self pity
Parano👀ia
¿Confusion?
Sudden boredom
Surprising☯️clarity
Constipation
Diarrhea
Constarrhéa
Loss of appetite
Loss of mem..
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Missing / L🕰️st time
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D i z Z i N e s S
Headache
Dry mouth
*Death

Call 1(800)ON-DA-FLO! For semi-professional & non-medical help from a Pretend Fetal-Position Floor Syndrome 'expert' now!

*If you're experiencing any of these symptoms (especially death) please call your doctor or physician immediately.
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