Hermitcraft 10 - Episode 8: Getting A CUSTOM Hermit Permit!

after starting a war/rebellion nearly every season, it’s quite the plot twist for grian to become the government the people will want to revolt against

Scar, the only way to defeat bureaucracy is with more bureaucracy. You put a bunch of red blocks (i.e. red tape) across his fishing shack and say that you need to see Grian’s fishing license. As a zookeeper, you need to make sure all the mobs are cared for. He’ll then have to apply for a fishing license, as zookeeper he’d have to apply through you. Also, the snails are an endangered species, only 2 so far, which means they CAN’T be kept by Grian (or Gem) without the proper licenses, again falling under your department.

Scar, you need to name a chicken Blooben. Make blooben a little chicken base that has 2 pressure plates attached to redstone lamps. Label the lamps yes and no. Throw the MJAAFK at Blooben inside his base, and see what lamp he turns on. The Blooben base test. Charge other hermits a diamond to use Blooben's expertise.

With how close hermits are this season, there's a dangerously high chance for grian and scar's chest monsters to merge

The fact that half the episode Scar was on hold. 😂

grian's impression of an actual 'permit office' or something of the sort is just hilarious XD "we are here to help sometimes” "I'll just be out back" "we are on hold"

The despair in Scar’s voice when he says, "Oh god, he has a costume"

I love that Grian is doing two completely separate bits antagonizing Scar

The fact that form MJYAAFK means Mumbo jumbo you are afk and that grian uses a version of the "work" song for putting someone on hold is so funny.

19:39 okay, but Grian just floating away while Scar is slowly going insane over the Permit Office was so funny. Truly shows how normal people simply cannot comprehend the workings of this institution. Only wizards can work there and not fall into the depths of despair over it.

Sweet innocent scar…you need to out-troll the troll. Somebody get this man an official blooben license

Y'know, making a certain absent office worker stay put long enough would be a good use of a splash potion of "Potion of the Turtle Master," He'd be stuck with slowness 4 and resistance 3, and easily able to be whacked back into place with a knockback IV stick and pulled with a fishing rod.

The base blooben test, when performed properly, properly displays the findle accuracy of the base's disynchronous glostules. It makes sense the the Permit Department would request such a task given that all shops divulge multicapillarity signals to the central server founded on yelkim quilt technology. Without a positive test result from the Base Blooben Test, the woldreskic templistuists could be misaligned leading to a staggering zundfine shutdown across all grystic access terminals. Hope this helps :) <3

Scar: "What exactly is a blooben test" Grian: "I'm gonna have to put you on hold..." TWO HOURS LATER

This is the funniest episode ever lol. The slow zooms with the hold music, Scar screaming help and telling Mother he can't make it to breakfast, lunch, and dinner LMAO

The snail could be a statue/fountain centerpiece that you see in zoos right when you enter

scar is the definition of "doing some mining/building off cam" 😂

If (when) your permit gets rejected, you should try for "all the mobs except snails" as a replacement permit request.

Grian with the permit office and Pearl with the post office making hermitcraft strangely realistic this season

Grian proving that only bureaucracy can turn the most soothing music (bossa nova) into a stressful situation.