We don't Kill Humans | HFY | A short Sci-Fi Story

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Published 2024-01-04

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  • @justinsparks6976
    The best non-fiction part of that story is that we're still referring to Australia as a death trap in the far future 😂
  • @jackelegman2101
    "Most potent weapon the humans had to offer....... Lawyers." That got me 😂
  • @canolathra6865
    "false distress signals, EMP mines in debris fields" dammit, who let the Canadians have a spaceship?
  • "The Delpan made the mistake of killing one of the human's little pet beasts." "That's all? Just a stupid little pet?" "That pet belonged to a human named Jon Wik."
  • @Blindluck92
    Killing humans makes you an enemy that never forgive or forgets. Punching one? Meh, you might get a new friend. Yeah, that's us.
  • evil galactic empire: "I have an army 😈" humans: "we have spite 😐"
  • Humanities most deadly weapon - 'the lawyers'. Those poor alien sods never stood a chance.
  • @HawkGTboy
    I love the idea of Earth being a high gravity world and humans being super strong relative to everyone else.
  • @Volvith
    Yes, you've heard of 'No man left behind', but have you heard of 'No threat left alive'? We might not be all-powerful, we might not be immortal, hell, we're not even all that intelligent on the galactic common scale... But goddamnit we're as spiteful as they come. We evolved to walk other creatures to death by exhaustion. Don't make this a contest of who has the longest breath.
  • @darthalghul6338
    "Once there was human named Chuck Norris, he threw an incinerator grenade and killed 100 black hand assassins, and THEN the grenade went off"
  • @Volvith
    France being a rioting hellhole well after alien imperial conquest is hilarious. And accurate.
  • Humanity: “And what will you be doing?” The Black Hand: “I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise, and pretending I don’t exist.”
  • @MrDerger12
    words from an alien: Humans are not particularly good at anything, but they are good enough at everything.
  • @wyattspitz615
    While the Delpan partied, the humans studied the sword
  • @ladyofthemasque
    Humans are pursuit predators. Not the fastest predators out there, but we have incredible stamina & determination.
  • "If the lawyers get you, youl be lucky if your executed by your own species as an apology" lol that got me
  • @enginepy
    Good story. The most fictional part is that our leaders would still lead and organize a resistance. Our politicians would sell us out in a heartbeat. They already are. We are an amazing species, but run by the worst of us
  • @mainepants
    I'm Australian. This gave me a giggle that our wildlife even scares bug eyed monsters from Outer Space.